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He's going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
*corpses*
HEAVEN!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:32, archived)
This is much more clever than it is funny.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:33, archived)
although admittedly that's a fucking low bar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:34, archived)
talking to yourself is the first sign of shiteness

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 18:51, archived)