Tim Can't Curry On

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:10, archived)

Tim Went

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)

MiseryCunt

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:14, archived)

Pennywise the Dying Clown

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:13, archived)

He's going to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
*corpses*
HEAVEN!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:32, archived)

This is much more clever than it is funny.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:33, archived)

although admittedly that's a fucking low bar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:34, archived)

talking to yourself is the first sign of shiteness

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 18:51, archived)

Oh FFS

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:47, archived)

That's the second wrong 80-year-old 2026's claimed so far.

( .Yeti., Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:54, archived)

Agreed

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:56, archived)

Who would be a 'correct' 80 year old then?
Come on Yettington, put your money where your mouth is.
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 19:48, archived)

I'm not going to entertain your pretending not to know the person to whom I am referring.

( .Yeti., Wed 26 Aug 2026, 19:58, archived)

Name four.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:10, archived)

I know 4 80-year-olds who deserve to die more
He's 3 of them
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:20, archived)

Your nan

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 19:59, archived)

All four grandparents and both parents are dead m8.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:10, archived)

All four Both
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:15, archived)

well garold's got smeg on his face now

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 21:02, archived)

AND NO MISTAKE

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)

"now"?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 10:27, archived)