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people say I have the best blood, nobody's ever seen blood like this before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 2 Sep 2026, 10:18, archived)
I bet Trump's blood is like Heinz ketchup.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:18, archived)
It's probably about 40% actual Heinz ketchup, given his constant hamberders.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:23, archived)
Little cholesterol croutons floating around in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Sep 2026, 11:52, archived)