Candles
Morning all - 17 years today of this parish. Why no candles - am I not paying Rob enough?
( satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 9:58, Reply)

Maybe it's because you've only posted 2 messages on /talk so far
but the complex algorithm and deep analysis has already determined that you finger old ladies out the back of Mecca Bingo for 11p at a time.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:22, Reply)

you've only posted 2 messages on /talk so far
but the complex algorithm and deep analysis has already determined that you finger old ladies out the back of Mecca Bingo for 11p at a time. I'm a Londoner that I love London taaaaahn
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:31, Reply)

Dunno who you are but props for your funny handle.

( .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 10:52, Reply)

Don't objectify other users plz

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:01, Reply)

Objection!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:04, Reply)

Besides, even if I would, you probably wouldn't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:09, Reply)

I'm just commenting on his post for candles that some people have funny as fork handles.

( .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:17, Reply)

I think we all know what you meant by "handle" .Yeti
nice penis BTW
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:18, Reply)

thanks bbz.

( .Yeti., Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:46, Reply)

<3

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:46, Reply)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:06, Reply)

I think the candles show up the day before the counter hits the 1 year mark, for some reason.
sn0tters can advise. tl;dr: try again in 364 days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:10, Reply)

because your candle day was yesterday
edit: what he said^^
(piss and shit, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 11:48, Reply)

Bou?

("TEMU Bou", Tue 15 Sep 2026, 21:04, Reply)