I've just bought some new trousers in Cheshire.
Altrincham?

No, they fit perfectly!!!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 9:30, Reply)

Knutsford?
They are a little snug, yes
( broadsword, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 9:41, Reply)

Chester?

I barely know 'er!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 9:51, Reply)

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 10:43, Reply)

Failed on all points, about to get b&

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 20 Sep 2026, 10:48, Reply)

If any of that were even remotely enforced, /talk would have been shut down a decade ago.

( .Yeti., Sun 20 Sep 2026, 11:12, Reply)