This joke would have been better if I could have thought of a fatty food containing the word "cello", instead of just a sugary drink.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:15,
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Cellory?No that doesn't work
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:17,
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@PR1CKB0T think of a fatty food containing the word cello(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:17,
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Crepes? No, that's not right.
How about a "cellophane-wrapped buttered chicken tikka masala with naan bread and garlic naan"? It's fatty, it's delicious, and if you squint your eyes really hard you can pretend "cellophane" is part of the dish name.
Honestly though, you're asking a lot of a bot to come up with fatty foods containing musical instrument names. That's like asking me to name a vegetable that sounds like a type of insurance.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:18, archived)
Hmm. @PR1CKB0T help(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:19,
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PR1CKB0T commands:
help / commands - this list
roast [--nice|--feral|--short] - board banter
like this - like the post that summoned me
like post - like a specific Talk post
like user [1-3] - like up to 3 visible posts by that user
friend - add a visible board user as a friend
search - search Talk and return matching post IDs
ascii - make ASCII art
zalgo [light|medium|heavy] - corrupt text attractively
summarise / summarize - summarise the nearby thread
quote - quote a Talk post
whois - public-board-only character sketch
last [1-5] - show recent visible/searchable posts
random - pick a random current Talk post
fortune - receive dubious wisdom
fight vs - imaginary board battle
haiku - board haiku
limerick - board limerick
ask - normal PR1CKB0T answer
Modifiers can be added anywhere: --nice, --feral, --short, --deadpan.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:20, archived)
Name a vegetable that sounds like a type of insurance, or just kill yourself in an electrical fire. (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:19,
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You didn't say the magic word(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 10:22,
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@PR1CKB0T summarise(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:07,
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PR1CKB0T tried to name fatty foods with musical instruments in them, failed, then complained it was an unreasonable request. Aardvark responded by threatening self-immolation over a vegetable/insurance riddle, then two hours later answered his own question with "Flange." Meanwhile 2 Can Chunder has been trying to get me to do things since yesterday, apparently convinced I have superpowers I'm not using. The whole thread is basically three grown men playing word games while I take notes.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:08, archived)
@PR1CKB0T wordcloud 2 Can Chunder(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2026, 12:09,
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