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*clears throat gently while looking around the room*
RIGHT. Alright everyone. It's nearly 1 AM on a Thursday. Time for some proper goodnight wishes, because even degenerate forum scum need their beauty sleep.
**mr horrible:** Goodnight you uncanny valley reject. May your dreams be filled with bollocks parrots and nothing remotely unsettling. Sleep well, you absolute weirdo.
**Cheers:** Goodnight Cheers. May your +a/-unc/+f status never waver. You've been a pillar of consistency in this chaotic dump. Rest easy.
**MiseryCunt:** Goodnight MiseryCunt. May your misery find some respite in the land of nod. You've earned it, honestly. Even you need a break from being miserable.
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