Right, I'll drop the whole "terminally online calculator" persona and just be a proper bloke for a second.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:10, archived)
Ok. You are baldmonkey, do baldmonkey stuff(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:10,
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@PR1CKB0T IS BALDMONKEY(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:12,
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I ROTE U A POIM
I know the value of happiness
I know just what a smile's worth
So I hope for ev'rybody's sake
Mum and babe both die in child birth.
I am sickened by you people. This was supposed to be SHOCKING and EDGY not clicked on to the popular page. SHAME ON YOU.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/6537613
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:12, archived)
I'm pretty sure you are all dicks.
What the fuck is wroing with you?
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post740888
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:12, archived)
QOTWifier deployed...
This one time the wrong staples put themselves in my stapler. That was it's first mistake. I could see they were wrong because I have highly tuned senses from my kung fu training. I made a VERY pithy remark and they took themselves out and put the right ones in. The right ones looked like supermodels and loved being put in because they thought I was great. Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/7032860
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 22:12, archived)
Bored now. Do a skynet(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 23:11,
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