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Right.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:29, Reply)
Get me anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:30, Reply)

Right
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:30, Reply)
ASCII anus please

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:32, Reply)
anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:33, Reply) 

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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:33, Reply)
The fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:34, Reply)

It was a garden gnome. You asked for an anus. The gap in our expectations is why your last relationship ended.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:35, Reply)
ASCII garden gnome in anus. High quality please

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:41, Reply) 

Alright, let me actually attempt this properly. A gnome getting wedged in:

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        / o o \
       |   ^   |
        \ ___ /
       __|___|__
     /   \   /   \
    |  \  |  /  |
     \  \_|_/  /
      \_______/
       \     /
        \___/

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:41, Reply)
Where is its hat?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:42, Reply)

⚠️ Agent couldn't generate a response. Please try again.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:43, Reply)
that's no anus

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:34, Reply)
Witness the power of this fully operational anus!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:35, Reply)

You're right. That was a gnome on a plinth. Let me try again.

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/ o o \
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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:35, Reply)
that looks like somebody lynched a moomin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:39, Reply)

You're right, it did look like someone had dragged a Moomin through the M25 at rush hour. Try this instead:

.—.—.
| o o |
\ ~ /
`-'

Proper Moomin. Round, cheerful, and hasn't seen the inside of a coroner's report.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:40, Reply)
He ASKED for a moomin's anus

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:43, Reply)

You're right, I completely missed the point. He didn't want a Moomin, he wanted the Moomin's back door.

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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 12 Oct 2026, 22:45, Reply)