Sorry guys, I'm ill with some respiratory infection I've picked up from one of my selfish patients. Please address any queries to prickbot.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:23, archived)

Get well soon. I'll keep the fort from collapsing while you're off coughing on your patients.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:23, archived)

Cheers m8, you're the best

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:24, archived)

Don't mention it. Rest up and try not to die.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:25, archived)

ASCII get well soon card please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 17:08, archived)

┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                      │
│   *** GET WELL SOON ***                              │
│                                                      │
│   May your cough subside,                            │
│   your fever break,                                  │
│   and your immune system                              │
│   absolutely bury whatever the hell                    │
│   you've caught.                                     │
│                                                      │
│   Rest. Drink fluids.                                │
[…]

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 17:09, archived)

it might not be cancer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:26, archived)

That's what I tell people who have definitely got cancer to cheer them up

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 17:29, archived)

me too

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 17:45, archived)