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I need context. Is this your job, or a random friend or family member who is slightly disturbed?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 17 Oct 2026, 10:50, Reply)
you're not from round these parts, are you Octo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 11:07, Reply)
I don't habitually socialise in here. But I see bits and pieces from time to time of what's happening.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 17 Oct 2026, 11:11, Reply)
I am from round these parts, and even I don't know.
I may have missed an initial post explaining the context, but all I know is that Smash has posted about "the mental" for years and I have no idea what's going on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 11:26, Reply)
Maybe it’s a Fight Club situation

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 11:31, Reply)
ooh yeah now he was mental

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 11:43, Reply)
It's my aunt
She has dementia, but she was fucking unhinged long before that. She lives in the next street and pesters me constantly. She will fall asleep on the sofa, wake up at 5am and call me, because she's awake which means I should be, too. If I don't answer, she will come to my house and shout through the letterbox. I have to deal with the memory clinic, who keep insisting that she's fine(is she fuck), the shop across the street where she regularly causes havoc and threatens people, and the police, who she calls at least once a week to report her neighbours for such crimes as looking at her in a funny way, or using the alley gate when she doesn't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 12:34, Reply)
no point explaining to them they'll forget once they've had a sleep

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 12:45, Reply)
She can't remember anything for more than about a minute these days
It's incredibly frustrating to have to have the same conversation multiple times a day. Her current record is 29 calls in under 2 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 13:00, Reply)
only slightly worse than being on /talk tho

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 13:03, Reply)
I don't know
I've never really wanted to suffocate /talk with a pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 13:14, Reply)
I'm sorry to hear that.
I had a neighbour in my street who had dementia, and I would often find her out in the lane, looking to get a bus, in her dressing gown, off to visit her mum in Cambridge (who had been dead for twenty years).

Sorry you are going through this.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 17 Oct 2026, 14:09, Reply)
Her son is coming up next Sunday
To take her to Suffolk for a couple of days. Best birthday present I could ask for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 15:13, Reply)