That's what I said to my mum
Before I shat on her foot and chinned her
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 18:56, archived)

and then you got drunk

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 19:39, archived)

and then everybody clapped!

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 19:56, archived)

The Aristocraps

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Oct 2026, 21:35, archived)