Actually... yes, we used to hear them regularly very early in the morning.
The distinctive squeak of their bed and the very short duration of the act often combined to genuinely comic effect.
But at some point we realized it had been a while since we'd heard the old squeak-squeak, and not long after that the husband stopped showing up.
For the record, I'm not a monster, and if my howls of laughter at the end of some of their shorter, noisier squeakathons was a factor in their unhappiness then I deeply regret it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 19:08, Reply)

alright Jarvis Cocker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 19:25, Reply)

A a a a alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 20:47, Reply)

People have called me that before but I've never been swayed.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 21:27, Reply)

You were an oasis of calm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 21:43, Reply)

Possibly, it's all a blur

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 21:49, Reply)

charlatan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 21:51, Reply)

Supergrass

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 22:36, Reply)