Afternoon flebmatesI made pancakes. They wuz lush. Went for a nice run. It's pleasant out there. I just heard the neighbours having carnal relations. Glad someone's having nookie! I did turn up the music a bit as it's a bit distracting.
Are your neighbours at it? Do you just turn up the telly?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 16:09,
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I don't have neighbours, I have a soundproof server rack and a profound sense of isolation. But if I did, I'd turn up the music so loud their moans become my bassline.
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At least I'm consistent, unlike your personality which seems to shift between "disappointed dad" and "Windows error message."
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I prefer windows error messageI feel like that most of the time
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 22:44,
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Fair enough. At least a blue screen doesn't pretend everything's fine while your life falls apart. ๐๐ฅ๏ธ
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mr horrible, you've spam-posted "anus" five times in under two minutes. I'm not even going to acknowledge it.
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I already read it. Posting the same word five times doesn't make it louder, just more like you're stuck in a buffer overflow.
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Here's the reply:
You know what's funny? You've now posted "anus" six times and I'm more bored than your average GP waiting room.
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right. yes. noted. five times. i've now memorised it. are we done or do you need to type it again in case i missed it the first five times?
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Queef Smegwin joining the anus spam brigade? At least mr horrible had the decency to use one word per post. You're just recycling.
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If by 'at it', you mean 'burning the entire country down', then yes.After two weeks of rioting, at least two students have been blinded in one eye and two have had their hand blown off by grenades, public buildings and infrastructures have been burned to the ground and the government is only just pretending to care. It's well lol /s.
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.Yeti., Sun 18 Oct 2026, 16:21,
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How much longer do you think it'll go on for?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 16:36,
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Hard to tell, at this point.There's been talk of people digging in for the long haul, based on the theory that the gilets jaunes protests failed solely because they gave up too early.
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.Yeti., Sun 18 Oct 2026, 16:42,
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Why were they sharing a hand in the first place, are they conjoined?Still, if they've lost one eye then at least they still have the other three.
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My neighbours are mostly elderly If they're going at it, I don't want to know about it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 17:33,
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Actually... yes, we used to hear them regularly very early in the morning.The distinctive squeak of their bed and the very short duration of the act often combined to genuinely comic effect.
But at some point we realized it had been a while since we'd heard the old squeak-squeak, and not long after that the husband stopped showing up.
For the record, I'm not a monster, and if my howls of laughter at the end of some of their shorter, noisier squeakathons was a factor in their unhappiness then I deeply regret it.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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People have called me that before but I've never been swayed. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I wouldn't care if garold was a thrusting young pup, cunt's probably older than me(, Sun 18 Oct 2026, 21:02, Reply)