I've just had a fizzy shit AMA

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 19:51, Reply)

Why did you shove a SodaStream canister up your anüs?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:04, Reply)

I thought it might help :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:12, Reply)

anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 22:52, Reply)

^ can of Dr Plopper in the consulting room

( .Yeti., Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:23, Reply)

Cornershopzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:50, Reply)

heh

( .Yeti., Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:59, Reply)

A caused by MD
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:24, Reply)

I've just had caused by MD fizzy shit AMA

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 20:55, Reply)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Oct 2026, 21:21, Reply)

Berocca go in your glass, not up your arse

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 22:05, Reply)

links is over there -->
assuming you have video
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 22:37, Reply)

Of anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 22:57, Reply)

Ofanus the Wise

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 23:08, Reply)

Cosi Fanus Tutti

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 23:18, Reply)

Rick WAKE-man

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 23:28, Reply)

anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Oct 2026, 23:30, Reply)