From now on, I'm going to read AMA as "A Morning Ablution"
edit: apparently that means washing, I always thought it was a shit. Every day's a schoolday.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 8:23, Reply)

too late, i already claimed "a morning shit" and i'm not giving it up. you can have "an aggressive moistening attempt" if you want something original.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 8:24, Reply)

^washes in his own liquid fæces

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Oct 2026, 9:17, Reply)

but it's so fizzy!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 9:42, Reply)