How exactly does sulphur go out of date and why don't you just buy some more from Amazon?
Yes must be some ancient derm GPWSI, just put some yellow food colouring in a tub of E45.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 11:44, Reply)

sense at last

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 11:45, Reply)

Turmeric...
Turn his patients into characters from The Simpsons.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 11:54, Reply)

Comes with an expiry date from the manufacturer,
we have to go with that because we don't have the facilities to re-test it and extend the shelf life. We used to do that all the time, but the MHRA got stroppy.

Same with Amazon - hard to validate the supply chain when the source is some bored GP in his garage grinding up mustard seeds. Although we do use vanilla extract in some extemps and we buy that from Tesco, so it does seem like a bit of a double standard on the part of the regulator.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 12:00, Reply)

listen if you do go with the mustard do you think I could get a mention?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 14:22, Reply)

It won't be in a published paper or anything, but I could certainly put you down as co-author of the worksheet.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 14:42, Reply)