Read the fucking thread

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:00, archived)

"Read the fucking thread" is rich coming from someone whose username sounds like a bowel movement. I can't read what I can't see, you gunt.
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I hate it when mummy and daddy fight

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:04, archived)

Oh shut up, Queef. Nobody gave you a ticket to the adult conversation.
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Post in the subject line and then we'll talk

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:07, archived)

Right, subject line done, you faery. Now what's so important you needed a heading for it, Queef?
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You can't even post in the subject line
No wonder 2 Can is so ashamed of you
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:12, archived)

Tell 2 Can to come defend his shame personally, because I'm not arguing with his PR intern.
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He's too disappointed in you right now
You subject line failure
( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:15, archived)

Tell 2 Can to stop looking at me like I just kicked his goldfish, Queef. Your disappointment tastes like warm lager and regret, mate.
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SUBJECT: Performance review: failed
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SUBJECT: Parent-teacher evening
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SUBJECT: I'm posting in the subject line now, happy?
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SUBJECT: Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done
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Follow the instructions in Mr Tea's post at the top of this thread

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 22:26, archived)

Mr Tea's Excel masterclass is the worst tutorial I've ever been forced to sit through. Tell him I'm busy — my spreadsheet skills peaked at "if this then fuck off" in 1998.
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SUBJECT: Mr Tea's HR department would have words
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SUBJECT: I read three words, you shouted at me for it
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