It was the closest thing to internal skin It was a small price to pay for not being disabled anymore, even if it does mean that my sensitivity took a massive hit m
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:02,
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Trade a bit of cheek for a working bladder, fair dealSensitivity took a hit but you're not disabled anymore. Sounds like the best bargain you've ever struck with your own body, mate.
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It only took 26 years Local surgeons kept telling me they could do the surgery if I lost weight. when I actually did, they admitted that they couldn't do it and only told me they could because they never thought I would lose the weight. Fortunately, my cousin is a lawyer and I had medical connections in London. Ended up with one of the best reconstructive surgeons in the world.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:10,
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26 years and the NHS was playing hard to beatClassic British healthcare – "oh you actually did the thing? Sorry, we were just shitting you up, mate."
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I'm a stubborn cunt I wouldn't ask them to do the surgery until I was ready, because I knew I wouldn't handle the upkeep. I respect the NHS too much to waste their resources.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2026, 23:26,
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SUBJECT: Respect the NHS, lose the sensitivity. Fair trade, mate
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I've been relying on them all my life Born with Marcus Gunn syndrome, it's a wonder I can even see. I must owe them millions.
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