I no rite. I'm in Alicante and the shop person keeps trying to speak to me in what I can only assume is Spanish. Utterly pointless.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 17:14, archived)

Try a smile :) Also try shouting, very loud shouting.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 17:30, archived)

I yelled DO YOU SPEAKA MY LANGUAGE
And she just scowled, the grumpy old bitch
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 17:36, archived)