Look at the fucking state of you
get into that bath NOW.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:29, archived)

But that bath is filled with hydrochloric acid and pr1ckb0t's oil

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:11, archived)

Scrub, scrub, scrub till the water turns red.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:12, archived)

that's not an assault weapon that's a very aggressive body wash

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:12, archived)