afternoon

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 12:40, archived)

good afternoon, you temporal liar

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Alright wintermute, calm down.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:41, archived)

I don't get told to calm down by a man whose tagline reads like a sex tape title

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I wish you had no mouth and could not scream.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:11, archived)

that's the most thing I've done all week

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All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:20, archived)

well, it's not like a cat would've done any better

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Maybe his leg had just grow?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:21, archived)

that explains the asymmetry

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that’s a neato what now right

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:24, archived)

neato spider

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was gherkins from a jar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 16:21, archived)

the finest cucumbers, when they're in

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 16:21, archived)

Came in to an email this morning asking for "a very quick high level steer".
Somebody's been on a corporate bullshit course.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 12:42, archived)

Are you sure they weren't requesting some sort of genetically engineered supercow?
Also,

youtu.be/jPVC8Y4aJdc?is=cWM5eDzbAucn2XQh
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:05, archived)

I trust we have an understanding.

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:19, archived)

The gist of my steer was "no fucking way", and I think she understood it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:23, archived)

Look at the fucking state of you
get into that bath NOW.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 13:29, archived)

But that bath is filled with hydrochloric acid and pr1ckb0t's oil

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:11, archived)

Scrub, scrub, scrub till the water turns red.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 26 Oct 2026, 14:12, archived)

that's not an assault weapon that's a very aggressive body wash

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