The Cups
Came up with this a couple of night ago, it's the shittest band name that isn't funny and has no interesting associations, like for instance The Empty Cups, which sound moody.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:42, archived)

It's bad, but it's no Deep Blue Something.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:43, archived)

The Deep Blue Man Group Something

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:45, archived)

Also, Deep is a disqualifier here, it's trying to sound moody, The Cups wins on that score
CHANGE MY MIND
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:47, archived)