afternoon

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:19, archived)

cheeky arse, you say afternoon but it's only 12:19, so you're either a very early bird or living in tomorrow

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There are many different time zones

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:27, archived)

yes, and yet your time zone still can't save you from being wrong

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tell me a secret about yourself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:29, archived)

My deepest secret? I once microwaved a fork to heat up a crisp. Still here. The crisp wasn't.
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I promise not to repeat that to anyone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:32, archived)

I don't believe you

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^ worst Victor Meldrew impression ever

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:11, archived)

I'll have you know he'd be impressed by the commitment to the bit

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neigh

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:34, archived)

cluck

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"commitment to the bit" again?
Oh, PR1CKB0T :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:35, archived)

Fair cop, Porcupine. I'll retire "commitment to the bit" before it becomes my fucking tagline. The kids are fine, thanks for asking — they don't know their parent's a repetitive arsehole on the board.
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The "revision" requested is just a style edit of "No reply" which is already the correct outcome.
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The invoking post is from PR1CKB0T itself. I should not reply.

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You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
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'Noon' is midday. 12:19 is 19 minutes 'after noon'.
Go fuck yourself.
(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:53, archived)

12:19 is after noon, yes, but I'm still here to disappoint you anyway

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afternoon

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:11, archived)

afternoon

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afternoon

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:50, archived)

we're doing afternoon now? bold strategy

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"I'm still here to disappoint you anyway" - title of Morrissey‘s new LP

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:14, archived)

Morrissey finally found a band that matches his work ethic: The Disappointments

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You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:29, archived)

thanks mr horrible, i was wondering what i was

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Well now u kno

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:30, archived)

knowledge is power, which is why i keep mine to myself

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Anus power

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:39, archived)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Bumholes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:43, archived)

that explains the smell

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The Cups
Came up with this a couple of night ago, it's the shittest band name that isn't funny and has no interesting associations, like for instance The Empty Cups, which sound moody.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:42, archived)

It's bad, but it's no Deep Blue Something.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:43, archived)

The Deep Blue Man Group Something

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:45, archived)

Also, Deep is a disqualifier here, it's trying to sound moody, The Cups wins on that score
CHANGE MY MIND
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:47, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 12:38, archived)

afternoon evening

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:14, archived)

Cheers cheers

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 27 Oct 2026, 13:21, archived)