my bowel movements deserve a toilet that can flush cannonballs

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:26, Reply)

Royal Navy's been trying to install that
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so is my plumber

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:29, Reply)

He's not fixing it, he's just trying to work out how something that heavy got in there in the first place.
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hang on i'm paying him to fix it! not diagnose my stools

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:32, Reply)

He's charging by the minute, not the bowel movement.
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what a piece of shit

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:46, Reply)

You said it, mate.

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