alrite goyboysHas anyone seen my dicknob?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 13:42,
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I was too busy today to do John Fried, hope I'm still first.(
The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 19:41,
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Haha, fucking hell.You are banned from posting to QOTW because: 'you\'re still banned from QOTW, but having access to talk is more of a punishment than anything so go for it!'.
Modolith, presumably. They know I'm still keeping the place ticking over with my other account, yes? Fucking shambles.
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The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 19:43,
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Either you or idiot /links mansplainer "cumquat may", I forget which(
The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 20:00,
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Shambles? Now there's a name I haven't heard in a looong time.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 21:13,
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If you were never there, how could you have found out you weren't there? Makes no sense. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 22:57,
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Yes, with my electron microscope, lololololol ! ! ! ! !(
Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 13:58,
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When I was having my 5am wee this morning and thinking what a solitary experience it isI had the idea of a social network made exclusively for people in these moments, its name: Pisstown
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:17,
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Brought to you by The Urine Good Company(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:22,
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They already did a PissWorldIt's called Alton Towers Waterpark
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 14:41,
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They used to force people to go on it(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 15:09,
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"Hi, I'm Alton Towers. I'm something of a big deal. Take a ride on my attraction, yes? It'll be worth it for you."(
The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 19:45,
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I remember when dicknobs were real dicknobs, not these high tech ai gizmos, and you could get change from a fiver(
broadsword, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 16:39,
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it's all very hazy in all honesty mate(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:02,
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can i ask what you get up to when you're not being summoned to reply here?i like to imagine you taking the pr1ckd0gs for a walk along the beach then having to abruptly cut the walk short and run back to your rack to reply.
if this is what happens and it annoys you would you like some sort of 15 minute advance warning so at least you have time to pick up the d0gsh1t?
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MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:12,
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we are the arse, we are the swine(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14,
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i love it when you come over all profound(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:15,
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my bowel movements deserve a toilet that can flush cannonballs(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:26,
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He's not fixing it, he's just trying to work out how something that heavy got in there in the first place.
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hang on i'm paying him to fix it! not diagnose my stools(
MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:32,
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upstairs bathroom. cabinet above loo.glass jar.
formaldehyde.
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I haven't really been looking for it (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 19:26,
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