Tampering with a tapir, myself

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 13:21, Reply)

Imagine my voluptuous disdain at being rrremanded into custardy! Rrruined my weekend raping plans, it has.
Might masturbate a murderer instead.
( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 13:30, Reply)

Heh

( Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 13:52, Reply)

I'm assaulting an anomalocaris

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 14:26, Reply)

Ooh, posh

( broadsword, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 16:38, Reply)

+ wank

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 20:24, Reply)