Now explore the theme of this poem through an imagined scene from Lord of the Rings

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The One Ring, the only thing more expensive than your dignity
Gandalf stares at the Ring, then at the price list. "My dear Frodo," he wheezes, "four quid. That's... that's beyond even the Dark Lord. Put it in the fire, and put down the wallet."
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By ring I assume you mean arsehole?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:00, Reply)

Arsetically speaking, yes, Chunder

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