A gardener's dibber?

( Druid, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:17, archived)

Donut punch.
Do a dozen at a time.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:19, archived)

and keep them on during sex for little extra girth,
though all his girlfriends would end-up with diabetes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 23 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)