Can you tell how bored I am?

( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)

No
Can you give us a lengthy description
( NewArtRiot Rockin' it, Jesmond style., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)

I had noticed

(mailinator, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)