First rule of Fight club
You do not talk about fight club
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)

Second rule of fight club
You DO NOT talk about fight club
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:44, archived)

Third rule of fight club
If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:45, archived)

Fourth rule of fight club
Only two guys to a fight.
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)

Fifth rule of fight club
One fight at a time.
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)

Sixth rule of fight club
No shirts, no shoes.
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:46, archived)

Seventh rule of fight club
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)

Eighth rule of fight club
If this is your first night at Fight club, you HAVE to fight.
( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)

Twelth rule of fight club
Stop touching me there...

Or at least wait until we're alone.
(mailinator, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:47, archived)

Twenty-Ninth rule of fight club
If you bring gum, bring enough for everyone
( NewArtRiot Rockin' it, Jesmond style., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:48, archived)

Can you tell how bored I am?

( Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:49, archived)

No
Can you give us a lengthy description
( NewArtRiot Rockin' it, Jesmond style., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)

I had noticed

(mailinator, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)

What you do with your gums
is between you and my ring-piece
(mailinator, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:50, archived)

replace fight or fighting
with bumming.

hilarity ensues
(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)