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Pre-emptive Meatshirt Tribute
Feral Chicken wore a blouse
Made of bits of pigs and cows.
Raw and cold, it felt quite grisly;
Ironed, it was warm and sizzly.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:21, archived)

i once wore a shirt of meat,
it looked rather fetching.
until it went a little off,
and i couldn't stop retching!
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:23, archived)
Oooh... fancy!
TJ: Lanc, it is done.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:23, archived)
Shazzam!
Top banana. :) What number was that in the series?
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)
215 I think.

(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:39, archived)
Only seems like yesterday that they all started.
But with my memory, it might well have been.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:42, archived)
Woo
I like that

and I am looking forward to the whole meat shirt experiment
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:24, archived)

My shoes are made from liver
My tshirts made from ham
That coat I wear on Sundays
Is finely fresh cut lamb

Clothes all made from bloody flesh
This is the plot I'm hatching
But why did I make underpants
From salty, dry pork scratching?
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:29, archived)
:)
there once was a man
who took on a dare
to drink what should be ate
he didnt care
he mixed up some meats
and drank em post haste
they were horrid to drink
he could not shake the taste
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)
*sniff*
I'm touched.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 18:59, archived)
Arf.
You're the bestest.
(, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 19:07, archived)