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( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 16:16, More)

I'm donating some of this to the brb foodbank
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:08, More)

The entire population of Runcorn, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 21 Dec 2024, 13:12, More)

A little present for everyone under the tree

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                 bollocks  \_____/

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 19:43, More)

D for drywall, with the drill behaviour

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 18:17, More)

Perhaps the real shitness was the friends we made along the way?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Dec 2024, 16:10, More)

If you're going to flounce, do it quietly.
Otherwise you're no better than that moron from South Africa who keeps coming back like herpes does. Or so I've heard. I wouldn't know, of course.

I don't know what your problem is with /talk, it's been roughly the same low standard for more than 20 years now. If you're only just realising that then maybe the shittiness was within you all along.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 20 Dec 2024, 15:29, More)

Home with a Gnardon!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 19 Dec 2024, 18:48, More)

I've still got all my own waist and a 28 inch hair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 13:51, More)

She's called Boaty McBoatface these days

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 16:04, More)

Yeah, I thought he'd be limited to 56.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Dec 2024, 14:23, More)

Please empty your bulging sack all over my child
's bed
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 18:44, More)

Let's Get Ready To Bumhole

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 10:26, More)

Might buy some imitation resin
It’s very Myrrh-ish
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:11, More)

e-c ret
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 15:46, More)

Better safe than soggy

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 10:00, More)