Fuck off you rétarde

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2025, 15:15, More)

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Stoppard are dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 17:27, More)

i believe i can fly
spread my rotors out and touch the sky
i think about it every night and day
brb is a retarded gay
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 13:35, More)

Bruce Springstein

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:47, More)

rob's divorce settlement

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, More)

Ooh, what's her name?

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:58, More)

-roman +spas

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 14:18, More)

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( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:01, More)

Don’t you get tired of being like a pizza cutter: all edge and no point?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 17:52, More)

Have you considered that some people might not have previously owned a washing machine or dishwasher and were waiting for these items to become just affordable enough for them to take the plunge?
No you haven't, you silver spoon mouthing affluent prick
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:07, More)