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# Does he sing treble? Did he gas the Jews?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
I thought he'd been withdrawn for containing traces of protestant
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Contains no papal bull.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Catholic cheese.
Best of all the little baby cheeses.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Maybe they found horse DNA in him.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# My first thought
was to shop the Pope being fucked by a horse, I decided to leave that to someone else.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Where's Dekionplexis
When you need him, eh? :-)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
Brilliantly topical!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
Ace
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
I actually had a nightmare about Pope Benedict the other night. Can't remember much about it except he had a (slightly) more evil face.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# is that possible?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# More evil? Is such a thing even possible?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# It may have been the same face
but *looking directly at me*.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Brrr.
Did it just get cold in here?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Apart from condeming a few million to death
about the use of condoms, he never did much, did he?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# My Pope highlight
was when he claimed that gay marriage is the biggest threat to society today.

Don't know how he managed to deliver that one so deadpan. I'd have corpsed.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Did he actually say that?
That's a cracker
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Just looked up the exact quote
www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/09/us-pope-gay-idUSTRE8081RM20120109

He says it undermined "the future of humanity itself.", apparently.

That's a good phrase to remember when you want to moan about something you don't like, eg The excessive use of CGI in films undermines the future of humanity itself.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Hahah
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:57, archived)
# That's utterly great
I like that a lot :)

/relurk
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 22:42, archived)
# This very post
...undermines the future of humanity itself
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:37, archived)
# one of the main features of a pope
is having a brain that's stuck in the 14th century
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# ah.... the "good old days"
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# pity it wasn't in 1348
along with the rest of him
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# *belms*
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# I think my favourite
is that the Vatican and the Holy See are the same but different. If I've got it right (and they deliberately make it difficult) the Vatican is bound by international law and therefore entitled to UN protection and can have embassies abroad. The Holy See is not, so you cannot extradite peados. The nation can be either, depending on circumstances. According to Time magazine, their entire artwork collection is valued at ONE Euro and that includes the Sistine chapel. For tax purposes.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Might make it awkward if they ever need to claim on the insurance
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Why bother
insuring anything irreplaceable?

Edit: I was up at the De Havilland museum the other day for work and we were talking about insurance. Apparently little of their stuff is insured. As the man said; "The place might burn down and we get a lot of money; but where do you go to buy a 1944 Mosquito bomber as a replacement?"
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:07, archived)
# The masses of money they'd get might be some compensation, mind you
They could make a load of holograms of the cars, burn the place down and claim the money, then set up the holograms with big "Do not touch the cars, WE MEAN IT SERIOUSLY" signs around them. Who could tell the difference? Not I, not I.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Planes Boris,
Planes. These don't come in six packs.

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Excellents
I smell a new mini image challenge.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Superb! *click click click*
He doesn't look as sinister as usual in that pic... photographer musta got his bad side...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Congrats on teh FP Cap'n :)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks, Ninj.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# FP's are always welcome guests.
Thank you.
x.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# haha, made this one a while back

(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# if you post this on fakebook you can tag each of the alterboys with your friends name
/peado lols
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
I haven't even read the news yet and I know what's going on
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Spot on!
I wonder who's got the dirt on him, and how much they got paid?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# I didn't get this at all
Because I couldn't figure out why there were so many images of a young Ann Widdecombe.

Then I saw it on a larger screen and the penny dropped (like the pants of a million defenceless alter boys before it)
(, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Lol
I got banned from a forum for posting this. Not even a warning or nothing. Some people have no sense of humour. How dare I insult holy mother church. Benny boy has let plenty paedo priests off the hook.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 19:03, archived)