Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile.
Best line evaz!!1
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:08,
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just about
it's all falling apart round here. I need an epiphany
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:08,
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Triffic!
"And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my foreskin."
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:12,
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If I were the cynical sort
I'd think that this preposterous story had been announced at the beginning of December to use the news channels as a reminder for everyone to get their Amazon orders in for Christmas.
IF I were the cynical sort, that as.
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:29,
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IF I were the cynical sort, that as.
Excellent as ever. Drones remind me of flying cat!
Edit: Just looked further down. Saw helicopter cat. D'oh!
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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(can someone explain amazon flying post to me?)
im far too lazy to google
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:47,
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They've created sentient winged packaging that knows where you live.
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:55,
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Third time today that I've checked the calendar to make sure it's not April.
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:06,
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