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[challenge entry] meat....

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(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :o
I'm never eating that stuff again!
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:39, archived)
# lovin the ham
mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# 'love' ham...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:55, archived)
# If that is Slopped..
It is bloody well done!!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
#


:p
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Don't do this again.
It took me ages finding all those proxies to make coffee win the last one.


edit::// foiled into revealing my subterfuge by a ruse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Hahaha..
I tried that too.. gave up when PG started throwing a fit :p

EDIT: and on that, g'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# g'night from me too.
1 last film to upload and then bed I think. To watch a film ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Tea
but as I'm listening to Blur - Coffee & TV it has to be coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# ahahah!
*coffee meets monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Coffee! At this hour? You'll never sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:42, archived)
# I always finish the night on coffee
admittedly with a huge slug of whisky in it but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I wasnt asking you! ;)
I need to have less tea, only 4 cups today, but thats probably why I have trouble sleeping my 7+ cups a day
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# urrg
tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:49, archived)
# >:(
I dont want to get into a coffee - tea argument right now

What's better?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


OH FUCK THIS IS CLOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# don't know off hand
and coffee is also few and far between. I am a beer and wine man in the majority ( but I do like a port and brandy most nights )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I drink lots of tea, lots and lots and lots
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Me too..
Twinnings 'Everyday'.. gone through two bulk bags in as many months
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# We've gone through 2 80 packs in as many weeks
and there is only 2 of us who drink it in the house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Ulp.. I just checked the bag in the kitchen...
2x 320 bags in under two months.. and it's just ME who drinks it.

No wonder I need a tooth whitening kit!

EDIT: brb.. gone t'put kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Mine need whitening.... I blame it on the tea!
Thats about the same rate as me tho I think

Tea FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I don't take sugar though.
So, it's all good fluid in-take (I can piss for Britain)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I take 2....I should really try to cut back....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Same mug all day? (great flavour build up)
Or a heap of washing up (if you are posh enough to own that many cups?)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Same mug past week
Rinse every now and again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# In one of past jobs, I knew a guy who didn't wash his mugs for over a month at a time..
I wouldn't mind, but it was one of them soft plastic ones!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Thats quite bad!
Ive got 3 mugs on my desk, Ive only been using one, Im just too lazy to take the others downstairs and clean them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# i really want tea now
only got bloody decaf, what's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Get out,
Why would you buy that shit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# girlfriends.....
peh!
(edit): it's either the decaf or a selection of utterly terrible "fruit" teas! which is worse?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Cunt
Fuck
in
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# thanks for the instructions.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# don't lie, you're a meths drinker and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# coffee sweets
fucking disgusting!

only worse food I've eaten was hedgehog flavoured crisps back in the early 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:47, archived)
# this is very true
sleeps needed, work on the morrow...argh!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Haha....work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# yeah...work?
that's for people who like money and stuff and food.
loosers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I like money stuff and food
But Im still learning things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:52, archived)
# haha...learning
that's for people who like knowledge and information and facts...
cleverers.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Or people who thought they wanted a job, but after 4 years of learndeding they realise they dont want one yet
and want to dick about in forrin cuntrees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# oh you mean
skivers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
# No I'll still have my fancy MEng to flash about
but no meaningful job to use it with....so yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# oh, i like dikun around in abroads places
currently tryin to get over to cambodias.
can i get a grant?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# No I needz mai munnez 2 go 2 skandinaveeya in da summerz
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# We have a villa in Malta. Can you
clean pools? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Yes
I'd do that!

As long as I could bring a friend
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I don't go. My parents ,
My sister, her kids, my Mrs and the boy usually go in summer and I get some sailing in. Trust me. You'd rather work on a Nazi Kibbutz than have my old man treat you like his house-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Cant you cunt them in the fuck and give me the keys for the summer? :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# would he keep me in the basement?
and bum me up and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# i'll clean poos
to stay in a villa in malta
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# \o/
Poor baby!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:41, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHH FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:43, archived)
# This cheered me up
ive added billy bear meat to my shopping list
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# been done i think
still good though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:50, archived)
# danmit
I knew it was too obvious to have been unbindun.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:53, archived)
# I looked, it hasnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)
# well not in this competition
might even have been an animated gif.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Oh ok then
I retract my previous statement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# i could be wrong
best to let it be f.p'd and let the people decide. i'm fair like that.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# It's the sinister look in the middle frame that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# well if it has bindun before, compo or no.....
i'm sowwy for le mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# ive seen it before
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# It has bindun and it has been fp'd
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I had this front paged way back in 2005
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah
I recall it -- pearoast for compo now!

Well done.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Yeah it has been done, but a bit differently, and not for this compo.
This is still good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Excellent stuff
:-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Spamface the bear!
Ees what my flatmates and I call it!

(First post. Last post?)
(Flahoogamay, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)