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B3ta newsletter 972, out now
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
published by rob on 12th Dec at 10pm
TOY 'R' HIM
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linked to by PhosphorBurnedEyes on 12th Dec at 7pm
Internet Christmas
For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
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For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
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set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 971, out now
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
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published by rob on 7th Dec at 1am
Movie Poster Recycling
Let's recycle a challenge from 2009 by taking the poster from one movie and using it to advertise a completely different film. Star Trek with the Star Wars poster or what have you.
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Let's recycle a challenge from 2009 by taking the poster from one movie and using it to advertise a completely different film. Star Trek with the Star Wars poster or what have you.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 970, out now
"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
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"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
Read newsletter 970
published by rob on 28th Nov at 6pm
Sport in Unexpected Places
Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
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Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
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set by monkeon on 24th Nov at 9pm
Replacement Fruit and Veg
Apparently, it's Veg Pledge month where you're supposed to replace meat with vegetables. Let's go one step further and replace other things with fruit and veg too.
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Apparently, it's Veg Pledge month where you're supposed to replace meat with vegetables. Let's go one step further and replace other things with fruit and veg too.
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set by monkeon on 16th Nov at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 969, out now
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
Read newsletter 969
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
Read newsletter 969
published by rob on 15th Nov at 7pm
TV Out Of Time
Show us how TV shows would look if they'd been made at a different time in history, whether that's a 1990s version of The Traitors, or Vera Lynn performing her 1939 chart topper on Top of The Pops. Suggested by brb.
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Show us how TV shows would look if they'd been made at a different time in history, whether that's a 1990s version of The Traitors, or Vera Lynn performing her 1939 chart topper on Top of The Pops. Suggested by brb.
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set by monkeon on 7th Nov at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 968, out now
"WRITING 968 NEWSLETTERS OVER 24 YEARS IS SOME SORT OF RECORD, WHERE'S OUR O.B.E. YOU ROYAL BASTARDS?"
* JOHN LEWIS AD - the inevitable jokes
* VAGINA MUSEUM - Offers you money off vag merch
* BAD USER INTERFACES - compete to make the worst
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"WRITING 968 NEWSLETTERS OVER 24 YEARS IS SOME SORT OF RECORD, WHERE'S OUR O.B.E. YOU ROYAL BASTARDS?"
* JOHN LEWIS AD - the inevitable jokes
* VAGINA MUSEUM - Offers you money off vag merch
* BAD USER INTERFACES - compete to make the worst
Read newsletter 968
published by rob on 7th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 967, out now
"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
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"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
Read newsletter 967
published by rob on 1st Nov at 4pm
Sign Anagrams
In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
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In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
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set by monkeon on 1st Nov at 8am
B3ta newsletter 966, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
Read newsletter 966
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
Read newsletter 966
published by rob on 27th Oct at 11am
Two Authors One Book
Let's halve the size of our bookshelves by combining any two books into one. 1984 : A Space Odyssey by George Orwell and Arthur C. Clarke - that sort of thing.
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Let's halve the size of our bookshelves by combining any two books into one. 1984 : A Space Odyssey by George Orwell and Arthur C. Clarke - that sort of thing.
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set by monkeon on 24th Oct at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 965, out now
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
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"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
Read newsletter 965
published by rob on 18th Oct at 9pm
More Educational Posters for Hospitals
Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
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Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
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set by monkeon on 17th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
published by rob on 12th Oct at 11pm
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- * SKIP THE ADS GAME - HOW FAST CAN YOU DO IT?
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- * END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - DO IT NOW!
Internet Christmas
For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Scroll Wheel Cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.
Ferry Halim
The worlds' greatest web game designer tells us how he killed his iguana, and how he likes his eggs.
