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# :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
this is the first CDC i've seen on here in about seven years thats made me laugh :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I agree with this ^
hurdehur!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# cdc winner of the interwebs
oscar award?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Same here.
It even makes me want to make a crass comment about the way his wife lunges for it with open arms.

Though I wont. :)
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ㅋㅋㅋ
Just what I was thinking. Why can't I meet a woman with that gusto?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo yay etc....
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA XD
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# ^ What she said
But with more hahahahahahahaha's
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ta!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:06, archived)
# That is some serious spoodge
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahahha
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# oh, if only this was what really happened
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:57, archived)
# it did
you saw it here first :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# i can't see anything for much longer
which is why i'm getting drunk tonight :(
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# That's quite an eruption of man milk
No wonder murdoch's wife is in there like a rat up a drainpipe, she loves teh creamy goodness.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Shes got jars of it
apparently
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:00, archived)
# There's lumps of it round the back
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I was thinking that
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Torrents of spunk.
I approve.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# you would
you filthy minx
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
#
*twizzles 'tache*

Who are you calling a minx?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# pffff
i'm a minx, i've got a beard.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I don't believe you.
I think that was a falsehood.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# i wish it was
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# There was a girl at university
who had the surname "Ansell". And she had substantial facial hair.
At one tutorial, her name came up and a sweetly innocent Welsh lad asked "Is that Ansell as in beer?"
And, to our shame, thinking he'd said "beard", we practically shat ourselves laughing.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)
# At least you produced a light snack of sesame king prawn toast for eveyone to enjoy...!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Well, as you know full well, I generate prawn toast through my nostrils for the entire community to enjoy.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# i love prawn toast
do you shit green-lipped mussels in black bean sauce?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
I shit vile yellow water.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha... you shit stella....!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Yeah, it's unusual, really.
Scrumpy Jack in one end, Stella out the other.
Peculiar state of affairs.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Sell it to chavs... spend money on more Scrumpy Jack... I'v not had cider for about 25 years.....
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i am just not happy today
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Stay up til 10:30 and watch Newsnight.
That'll cheer you up.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i'm going to watch a film
and get pissed
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Not tonight.
Watch Newsnight and then watch some shit film. Please.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# I am actually just going to cook king prawns,with pork and egg and mushroom rice...
I don't fancy any of your toast though thanks....!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# arf!
all the women in my family are hairy, i always have immac in the house
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
I think I might piss myself if I look at this much more
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 19:44, archived)
# ha ha
that incident today confirmed my suspitions about Wendi Deng not really being his wife but his trained ninja bodyguard
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
proper rofl's there
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# haha love the name
do you build schools for ants?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# *takes crazy pills*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Gareth, you old shit
how the fuck are you?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# wassaaaaap!
I'm good thanks! You?

I'm obviously a massive lurker these days. I do check b3ta still from time to time, and still read the weekly newsletters etc. But today is the first time in ages i've actually logged in. And I had a gaz message from April I hadn't read. Oopsy!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# and you missed your candlemas!
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# dried frog pills FTW
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# All media tycoons fear The Gush.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# no more than
two or three squirrels
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# subtle!!!
:)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# No need to click to
recognise some good JAM when I see it :)
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# HAHAHA:D
Hahahahah:DD
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# cheers Herman :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# powerful spluffing there
Woo!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I just knew this would happen
ooh its my candle day.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# would you like me to piss on that flame?
you know, just for safety's sake...
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)
# don't look so surprised
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# rock ridge...rock ridge
- be still Taggart
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Nuffum, eh?
Gum! I hope you brought enough for the rest of us..
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Mongo only pawn, in game of life
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# got something to do with choo choo
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# tutonic twat!!
:P
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I didn't get a harumph outta that guy
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# that guy is really strict!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# ahem
teutonic, not tutonic
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# oh ok ma'am
just typing quickly

:P
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I was watching that tthe other night - for the millionth time
just love it
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# would you like me to make a gif of it :D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# yay !
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Happy candles.....
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Happy Candleday, mate.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Nice
cheers fella
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Happycandlescake:D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I love this
mine is in December - hints!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
thanks.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# cheers mate
happy to see you're still around
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# \o/-Yay!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha.... I'v not been following this, so googled Wendi Deng to see which one she was....
Wiki is fast..... see final paragraph in "Career"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i'm surprised it doesn't say "in the shitter"
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Wasn't that how people used to refer to stories in his paper...!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# only after they'd wiped their arses on them
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I prefer to use puppies myself....
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# much softer
and they're re-usable, as they'll lick the shit off
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# And you wonder why your parents only let you have a gold fish for a pet when you were a child...!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i had lots of goldfish
my mum only likes animals if they're on a plate
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I only ever had one.... it died after a couple of days.....
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i had a massive tank
i also had a mexican red-kneed tarantula called elvira
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeks........... nasty horrid things...!
I was once chatting to a young lady and things were going great.. two hours into the conversation the topic of her pet spider came up... I swiftly made excuses and went home alone....!!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!!
Murdock cock block!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
that told them
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# loled really hard about this
yet ive missed the news. whats the original sauce?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Hahah
The only two people at the semi-circular table to stand up are women.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# haha they like what they see!!!!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# haha brilliant
can I put this in a b3ta News of the World video? You'll get credited
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
b my guest
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)
# ahahaha
ROGUE COCK
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
Genuine tears of laughter :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
It had to happen - nicely done. ;)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
I didn't find the original video entertaining at all. Thanks for remedying it for everyone =)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# haha cheers you and everyone who seeem to like this
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I recognise that...
It was the Tom Watson Spunky Cock of Truth. He employed it well in the opening 15 minutes, only for the others to spunk themselves at the excitement of the occasion. They were left poking their flacid genitals for the remainder of the sheep-like mauling.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Ah, b3ta...
...how I've missed you :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# PAINTING THE WALLS
 
WOOYAY
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# b3ta has not let me down
I checked the front page to see what B3tards had made of this whole thing. 'what'll it be? Something with cocks, no doubt,' I thought to myself...
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Fecking ace!
Just layed an egg laughing.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# what a mess
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# This appeals to my gut.
And now it hurts from laughing. Bastard.
:D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:54, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
That is all.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
yesssssssssss
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Don't know why he's so surprised, it's happened before.
Did he think that was a painting behind the committee???
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# My cat and I lol'ed
This should have been on the news. Far better than the stock :)
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
#
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:28, archived)
# I'll bet he didn't see that coming.
/coat
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:24, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking, I say, FUCKING superb!
I can just see it suddenly dawning on James Murdoch "Fucking hell... there's a boatload of spunk about to launch into my face!"
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Murdock's lady dives right on!
Great work sir. Looking forward to seeing the video
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Bloody brilliant!!!

*Click*
:D
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Best CDC in ages.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've arrived late to the party, but I just want to agree that this is the best animated CDC in many a moon.
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Made me snort
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Splendid,sir!
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Seems news corp. jr has captured the zeitgeist... on his face…
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)
# mwahahaha
bloody excellent
(, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Magic
Deserves to be ripped off everywhere. It's that good.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I keep coming back to b3ta just to see this image over and over
I can't stop laughing!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Funny as fuck!
Front page forever!
(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)