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# Meet Lady Dorothy MacBeth Brooke
She's the BNP candidate for next month's South Shields by-election. BNP campaign material is always quite giggle-worthy, and this example doesn't disappoint.



Altered the size. Clicky for bigger. Sorry about the various muck-ups.
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha....at first I was like..
but then
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# WAILAAPOYTVNP?
(Thinly-Veiled Nazi Propaganda)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Please could you make it a little bigger, I'm browsing on an IMAX screen and I can't quite make out what exactly you've done to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I've haven't done anything to it.
Should this be on the links board? Sorry chaps, I'm new to this.

Clicky for bigger; it's readable at least.
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# /board is for things you've done yourself or 'shopped.
Don't worry this time, and certainly don't delete.
Your post seems to have thrown up some interesting comments and if they get deleted you will be hunted down and massively dry buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Thank you for the advice…
and the stark warning.
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Also, file size for still images shouldn't exceed 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# DRY BUGGER HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:04, archived)
# I've glued some sandpaper to my Durex
HOLD STILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Darn
I've gone fookt up massively. I can't seem to get it down to size either. Are you sure I shouldn't delete and repost this?
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# no, no, you're fine
come with me, i'll show you what to do....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# So you like being raped with sandpaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Compressing jpgs is just a slide bar when saving
You could save it again, upload it then use the edit function under your original post. Copy/paste your new image onto the old and save changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Done
Photoshop didn't seem to like it much though.
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:21, archived)
#
That's 'cos PS has political sensibilities :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Winter Is Coming
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
#
Co Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
# I was looking for proof that she may be a little deluded,
then came across the phrase "UKIP's Nigel Farage, the darling of the BBC".

Case closed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Ah yes, the BBC, that horrifically partisan outlet for the left...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# MY EYES! MY PRECIOUS EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I like the way that you've tried to undermine the BNP by giving them even more exposure.
Also, I ain't voting for no coloureds an' that wig ain't fooling anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# don't be silly, it's not a wig
she's given a homeless white british cat somewhere warm to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# COMING OVER HERE, WARMING OUR CATS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# How are you gentlemen !!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# damn furries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Why is there a picture of Pat Sharp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha...
or Ultimate Warrior...backdropping polish people out of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Is it just me, or does "kick 'em in the ballots" sound rude? It's disgusting. I think they've gone too far.
or does "kick 'em in the ballots" sound rude? It's disgusting. I think they've gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:56, archived)
# crazy-eyed freak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:59, archived)
# holy fuck!
check out B3tan Harry Webshiter's REAL Nick Griffin puppet

www.b3ta.com/questions/amazingprojects/post1439494
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# well i won't vote for them
because this is an a shocking piece of design work, my 6 year old daughter could do better in MS paint.

i also won;t vote for her as i don;t live in south shields, and she is orange, i never vote for orange people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 14:58, archived)
# oompa-loompist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I'm considering moving to South Shields so I can vote for somebody who isn't her.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
# They're all like this
and our letterbox has been victim to a shit-load of them.
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# I'm trying to work out what colour she is.
It would appear to be a sort of orangey-teak.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Oi!
Leave skin colour out of this!

(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# No wonder she cares so much about St George's Day.
She'd make an excellent old dragon.

edit: Just looked at her Facebook page - this is what I want from our politicians -

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:57, archived)
# She's into Judo chaps
and Dirty Dancing. You've been warned.

www.facebook.com/dorothy.brooke.1
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Likes both Top Gear and Enoch Powell...
Her only books are "spiritial books", which is actually more damaging for your knowledge than reading nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Not if you're a ghost.
(Sausage Spotter, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:34, archived)
# HEAVEN IS FULL!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:41, archived)
# my god, she's even more preserved in her FB picture.
it's like she had some sort of industrial accident t the ronseal factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Brandow's Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I've seen her before

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)