I saw this advert in the radio times...

( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:22, archived)

class
that is all
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)

hehehe!
quality
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)

Fantastic.
*applauds*
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)

teletext alerts
genius!
( twig, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)

Thats just Woo-Perb!
have a woo yay

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)

Carol Vorderman
has become a pushy bitch hasn't she?

Very nice pic
( Biohazard was disqualified from the Human Race for shoving, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)

well!
If Carol Vorderman recommends it . . .

Woo! Yay!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)

thats my real name, you know
strange
(GoldenFanjita, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:30, archived)

I believe that your name is 'strange'


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)

hehe
dave thomas is my name
(GoldenFanjita, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)

Shut it, Vorderman!
www.b3ta.com/board/4272277


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:35, archived)

quality is our recipe,
and cow anuses
(GoldenFanjita, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:38, archived)

how queer!

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)

fooking ace

(GoldenFanjita, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)

hahahahaha!
I love that
( Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha!
I'd stay up all night scanning that like the smug and heartless git that I am.
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:25, archived)

Top Notch!

( Jaffacake, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)

hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
*buys one now*

w/y/h
edit: I love the teletext that has the wrong characters in it :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:26, archived)

That is worthy of much woo!
and a large side helping of yay!

with some houpla! for dessert.
( notshiny, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:27, archived)

woo
buys model 2 for dth and sabotarges so it only attracts smelly yappy dogs
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:28, archived)

I replied to confirm your feelings on Boris
www.b3ta.com/board/4272724
(Vladimir, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:31, archived)

thank you
"tonight on Dddddddaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvveeeee letterman shes just back from a sell out tour of japan its eva braun and our star guest adfolf ichman not such a nice man" badum tish
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:37, archived)

haha, that's great
woo yay
( mongychops, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)

That is sheer class sir.

A royal flush for that I believe WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIEHATSTAND
( Attila the Bun small bread or long ears...you decide, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:31, archived)

fan-fecking-tastic as ever
woo yay huopla
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)

Woo yay!
Fp it till it bleeds!
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:32, archived)

Biddifall
Class. That is all.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:33, archived)

that's very
very good
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:34, archived)

ace!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:35, archived)

thank you
you am special
(charlie brown with just a hint of beige, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:37, archived)

heheheh
good work
(burger breath, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:50, archived)

That's about as
shit as usual.
Which isn't shit at all.
Woo Yay Houpla!!!
( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 13:50, archived)

it appears to have...
...disappeared!! There ain't nothing but a 'hosted by imaheshack' message anymore!! :-(
(sbeck, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 14:14, archived)

psch
A redex? On the front page. Tis a disgrace.
( Omigod! Like, totally., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 14:18, archived)

it am gone!


Edit/ now i can see it- top arsery!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Wed 16 Feb 2005, 14:22, archived)

bind these in a book
and visit a publisher

edit: Oops. This is Rob, not Joel.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Wed 16 Feb 2005, 15:32, archived)

I've had a rubbish day
That has put a giant grin on my face which is about the size of one of those cheeses they roll down the hill once a year
(mungojerry, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 16:13, archived)

That
is so very very good.

Have a genuine:
WOO
YAY
HOUPLA
( theWooinator, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 16:44, archived)

Ace
cheered up my week.
( fineart, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 17:09, archived)

Fucking excellent

( Dekazer, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 17:16, archived)

All Hail
Big Fat Woo Sir
(Woody999, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 17:48, archived)

ahhh, monkeon
you have the tint of genius
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 19:25, archived)

Top Notch
As always.
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 20:38, archived)

Cocking fantastic.
You utter, utter fucking genius.

Words can't express the goodness. But if they could, they'd be really, really, *really* fucking big words.

Oh yes.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 20:46, archived)

He he
That is brilliant!
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 16 Feb 2005, 23:23, archived)

very very late
seeing this one but just have to say, "WINNER". There I said it.
( edjogs cancelled his milk on, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 0:06, archived)

hahahahaha
even the name makes me laugh

BIDDIFALL ALARMINATOR

pfffft
( Haku 's Root Beer has gone flat, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 0:52, archived)

I am late too
but man - that was farking funny. I almost spit diet coke all over my keyboard.
(Kundalini wants his hand back (and an fp too, thanks), Thu 17 Feb 2005, 2:28, archived)

what
did you spill instead?
(mickeymoose fewest posts per day?, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 15:12, archived)

I count about 16 gags in that
Sixteen gags in one pic! Is that some kind of record?
( Shedside, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 9:09, archived)

yeah, you're right...there are about 16
1) the terminator font
2) the fallen woman is "doing satan fingers" with her left hand
3) the teletext broadcast
4) the cluedo references within the teletext broadcast
5) the typo ("stai@s") in the teletext braodcast
6) "guess who's got pox?"
7) the last line at the bottom of the teletext braodcast "okay falls, not bad falls, serious falls, deaths"
8) *cheaper models may attract cats
9) "1 miles" (this may actually be a real typo and not a joke though)
10) "perhaps an off duty mountain rescue dog will help?"
11) "Or a samaritan's poodle."
12) blinding light *literally
13) the "help the aged" logo, batman style
14) "that nice woman off the tely"
15) "prices start at 30pounds, moving up to 1000pounds"
16) the final fine print....there are about 3 gags in here though

edit

17) the "beep" going into the dogs ear with the arrows.
18) the puppies around the german shepherd
...there's probably lots more in here
(hardoff, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:07, archived)

This is absolute gold
A+++++++++++++
(RedHouse, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 14:26, archived)

woo
brilliantly absurd
(Stoobert, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 19:16, archived)

this is the funniest thing
ever
ever
ever
ever.
( zog remembers when all this was fields, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:27, archived)

that's ace
such a concentration of funny
( FatherJack /me belms, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:13, archived)

fab
woot!
(Ga5tn, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 10:20, archived)

Poor Ada !
Alarminator ... heh! Fantastic
( calico // oh, this really is fucking annoying, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:53, archived)