Normal service will be resumed ASAP
EDIT 3:

Me is just back from teh pub:

Sorry, I should have put here why the board seems borked, and why things are confusted..
(although I also thought maybe a mod would have, but whatever)

After the board was fixed there was a problem with the times/clocks/hampsters that run things, and this (due to transatlantic time differences and the little people that live in the internet) means that my post is stuck here until 3AM UK time.

hence the testcard...

This means (at time of posting) you have just over 2 and a half hours before everything gets back to normal.

In the meantime, amuse yourselves in whatever way you see fit, and dont make a mess...





Original thread:

The "little devil" was about to find out/

just how evil cats are:




There... that should help, whilst I piss off down the pub.
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)

Yikes!
for once I'm on the side of the kittin!

EDIT, I know I'm a bit slow at posting sometimes - but the timings on this one are daft! :)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Haha - just noticed that!
A blip to point out to the grandkids in years to come!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

they'll be so proud!
:)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

If they still remember the internet all the way in future land

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

are you back in merka now? You're invited!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/sickfez/sickfezFROMTHEFUTURE.jpg
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

Hellz yes!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

That am fantastic!
wanna dance?
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

LOOK!!!
If you go back to the time it was posted by using older messages - you can find your post!!!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

I think
I'll cram this in here, I will!

( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)

lol
supercomputer...
( deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

*meebs*


character obviously stolened
( connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

*beems*
yay!
( MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

Haha
*joys*

It's almost like he's a little meme. A little, sinister long-nosed meme.

*meebaws*
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

i just think its a fantastic character
also i noticed the trendy ad men have been watching your animations. the song 'la breeze' by simian has been heard on some cool ad i saw.
( connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

Arf!
I noticed that. I also noticed an advert recently for heinz, I think, which involved what could have been pots of soup with little feet.

No "Activate your dancing pants though", so I guess I can't quite instigate legal action yet...

I did like that car advert though, very funkeh
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:52, archived)

here it comes
here it comes

here it coooommmmmeeeessss
( connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

I heard that
and came bounding through the house...

"They've put The Neville on the TV!!!"
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:04, archived)

I know the feeling

( MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

he looks so sad
all will be well very soon, cheer up
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)

Huzzah, very apt.
Woo!
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

good to be back

( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

Well done
Now play Highway to hell

ps...and watch this
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:01, archived)

is that a turbo button on the front?

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:25, archived)

any booze for the adults
or would i be considered an alkie?
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Oh hell yeah! They sell pitchers of beer for cheap to keep us from killing

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

i will visit the states one day
oncw they change their policy against me being within their airspace
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

bring the kids, I'm a few miles from Disneyland and all that touristy goodness

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

mmmmmm... Lines...

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

Nonsense... the old wheelchair trick has never let me down yet

"but daddy, I don't want to be in a wheelchair"

"Shut it, or you'll be permanently in one"

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

hehe
i'll hobble the youngest, he's not walking yet anyway
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

"He's really 3 years old, but he has this disease..."

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

new on Japanese TV

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

i loved japan when i was there
next to london tokyo is my favourite place
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

*slaps cheeks*
Mama mia!

/bum cheeks
(MysteryE, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I was liked in japan

( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

That's because your cat's fucking ace
:D
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

that he is.

( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

no iSketch pour vous?

( hanke a face like refried murder, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

I did for a minute
and got "cock" for a word!
Then I got bored and went back to creating south park characters of people I know
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

okey doke

( hanke a face like refried murder, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)

Plus the server's full

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

and were almost
off the edge of teh page
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:09, archived)

a cock!
'tis true. i was there to witness it.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

wehay!
is anyone still here?
this is the closest i can get on that southpark thingy
and it's made me realise how boring i am :)
and i'm really bored right now
( Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

yeah, im pissed
hurrah to that. my mate made me one once (looks in files)
( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

have you passed out?
*still waiting eagerly*
( Mousing, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

err must have lost it.
damn it. sorry about that. i need to sort out my file at some point, its a fucking mess.
( MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

But you are an alkie...

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

this is true
but i would hate to make my hosts feel awkward
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

you're such a gentleman

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

has your hand dropped of yet?
from you exclusive wrist band
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Dropped?

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

fallen
even
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

Didn't fall off
but I did show off my excelent wristband
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

Yeah, I'm back
woop woop... or something
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

I agree! you are back!
I made a thing

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

That's a lovely thing, that is

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

why thanksyou
so are you...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

You're such a charmer,
sexycakes
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:50, archived)

Wow!
that's nice. And makes me want to say beep,beep,beep,boop beep in a CEOT3rdK way.
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

ow well look

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)

Yikes!
that gives me the fear!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

ARGHHHH!!!


actually, that's very cool. woo!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

carpet bombing
by starlight?

tres woo
( hanke a face like refried murder, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

anyone who is still teh awake:
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml




==============


( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

the six deaths hat!
you're mad.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

jus checkin - can't seem to make new posts...
but can reply


( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

and a fine reply it is too!

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

...done with brush and emboss (for no reason as usual)
B3ta man will fix break it.





( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

woo!
fix it!!

just like jim!
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

this threads never going to have an ending and will never go off teh page :O

eek!
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

This IS the new b3ta

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

yeah should be one thread for ever
untill the point when the board doesn't even load
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Once the things are cached it wouldn't be a problem
but for the poor people that would get to it for the first time...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

could be fun
I logged out a few times, and did the refresh, but yes... we is in a loop till 3

so.. I changed the pics around and I'm off down the boozer..

laters!
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

what the crotch is occuring?

meh who cares.

i drew this.


(schnurricane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

ok... i'm confused
so i made this

( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

You are not alone

( DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Get some sleep, boy!

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

I just thought...
I should be renting out that captive space up there...

damn....

why did I not think of that sooner...
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

me again

slightly awake
( DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Moi?

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

Its like my twin brother.
But healthier and fitter looking somehow...

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I am such teh pimp
/would wear this if she had the money

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

Hey
nice hat.

*likes hats*
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

Hat.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

pants

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

PANTS!

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

OK
PANTS!
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

Pants?

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

pants!

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:23, archived)

lovely :)

( hanke a face like refried murder, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

Awesome
hattistry
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)

Is that like
"quote me happy"?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

quo me happy
more!



I know its awful
( g0atchild lays in the forest, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

No

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)

everyone gone vanished from teh isketch

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)

Skatastic.
And after this, I got all happied up.

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

Shazah!
You have ice cream and booze, the ultimate combination...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

Huzzah, it is indeed.

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

I'm jealous

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)

I'm confused.

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)

i'm always confused

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)

Me too
I just want booze and ice cream
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)

Who doesn't?

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)

Terrorists.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)

Damn terrorists,
trying to destroy our boozey, ice-creamy way of life.
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)

Your posts are in the spazz
Spazz back to the real time to see that everyone has posted their pics 3 or 4 times.
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

yes, this^

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

aww that's lully

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

bit late but
woo!
( lemonhead, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

Haha!
aceness
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

Is that 3:05am
GMT or EST or WTF
(Lil_john_pi, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

?

(peewee13, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

the cap on the top right..
looks like a scary face
( g0atchild lays in the forest, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

fuck the cap
WHITE ANKLE SOCKS americans
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:30, archived)

the board is still in the future
so its like it would have never happened
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)

I think teh clock am screwing around
ED: now I know, 'cos I can post above myself =$
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

i think tis taking everyones
regional times, mines 21:08
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

Ooh, the clock is fixed now.

(Andy-, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

mines 21:09
ooh, you must live near me =P
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

liverpool?
bet u actually do live 1 minuet from me
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

I'll be right over ;-)

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

*lubs up*


*silds off chair*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

wicked!
*brings chains*
*gets questioned by ploiceman for walking streets in gimp mask*
*spends night in jail* NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

*sees you in jail*
*drops the soap*
(qwisp, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

Naaa,
my local time is 22:08, still seeing 21:08 as posting time. Which means the board is finally back to normal. Hooray!
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

Does mine still say 3am?
Edit- No... W00T!
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

Why? You live in Russia?

( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

i am a confused bastard.

(schnurricane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Hahaha!
Cripes, that cat looks fearsome!

/Edit: They always look so innocent and lully before they strike.


( Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

evil kittens abound!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

Hahahaha!
I only have an evil monkey.


( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

I found a somewhat evil kitty

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

aaaarg theres more

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

FLUFF AND VIOLENCE!

not shopped, but hey
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

Fucking hell!
I do believe I need to change my pants!
( Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

some evil cats...

...organise and strike as one.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

Oh GOD
KILL THEM!!!!
(Gabba, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

nonsense.
they're my friends. they protect me. and, they've made me lots of money choreographing videos for the jackson family.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

this needs
spakage and animation.
I, however, lack the neccessary skills.
(Lurk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

same here.
unfortunately. if anyone wants a go at it, i'll send the source pic on.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

RARGH!
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

AHHHHRGGG!
*hides*

ace

edit: as is t'original
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

teh evil
/cowers
( Schrodinger, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

hahahahaha!
excellent work. they dance!

so... is there a simple online tutorial to explain what you did/how you did it? yes, i'm new at all this.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

*curtsies*
 
there probably are some tuts out there.

I just took advantage of the mirrored quality of your picture to mock up an animation. To make four frames out of the still image, I made copies at the original size and slightly reduced, and flipped each of those. I also dropped the brightness of each by different amounts to make a looping sequence of four.

If you were using decent software like photoshop and imageready, this'd be easier, but I'm using cacky MS knockoffs, so I have to do each bit by hand - that is, creating an 8-grey solid palette for the gif, saving each frame, and assembling them in the nasty little gif animator tool in image composer.

So, a pleasing effect without any serious manipulation of the original image.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

You have all the fluff

edit: no..sorry not true...lemony has the other fluff

bum...Zak has helpful fluff too


ahhhhh...DtH is good with newbies




ah fuck it...you the fluffiest at this moment in time
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

:}

filly sucker
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

thanks.
wow.

i'm using photoshop (and have imageready, but have played with it rarely), but not your knowledge of what to do with it. i've been offered a crash course by a friend who teaches image manipulation at one of the local universities -- looks like i'll have to take him up on it.

again, well done, and thanks for the explanation. i'll explore.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)

s'alright
 
I don't know imageready either, but from what I've seen, it makes resizing and optimising animations much, much easier.

Probably even easier to make, since each frame is treated as a layer - like traditional pencil-traced animation.

: )
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

i think so too, but only from...
...exploring it a little. i need a while to sort out how it works (and my brain is small and nearly full already).

*mails rapitinui a cd full of pirated software*
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

that is so awesome
now i got the fear
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

bee not afraid...
...they're armless.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

KITTIN PARTY TIEM!
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

Meowarrrrr!!!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

Needs added Fluff..


..and woo!
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

?

( DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

i cant post new messages

( DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

Oh yes you can:
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/23158/
They're not going to show up at the top of the board unless you post them after 3.05 am, though. Same goes for the talkboard.
( tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

he's a witch
burn him
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

He's not my type.
/comedy typeface-based misunderstanding
( tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

hehe
come 3am the night shift is going to be busy
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

isketch?
b3ta room, anybody
( mongychops would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

hahaha
brilliant
( rogan, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

o fuck
 
so, does that mean I've got three duplicate new threads to delete later on?

*sulks*
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

You and everyone else
\may not actually be everyone
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

heh.
i held off on starting any new threads until i figured out what was going on. but i was tempted....
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

I was close, but resisted
but resisted
( oucheh I am have confused, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

well, I found one of 'em
 
if there's two more out there... then fuck it.

Twice.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

Do people realise what's happened here?
This post will stay at the top til 3am
( GatheredCrustacean, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

I'm not sure...
but something's going on.
Care to enlighten?
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

It is because threads are ordered chronologically
The threads with the wrong time will stay at the top until that time is no longer in the future.
( GatheredCrustacean, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

Anywhere I can read
just what's been going on?

Yesterday I received an 'Apache Server Start' page when looking for the front page

Edit: Time-spazzed into the future, was it a DDoS by some nasty people?
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

The server fell over,
now it's back up. Hooray!
( tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Hurray!
Three cheers for tomsk Cal
and whoever else brought my beloved b3ta back
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

Nowt to do with me,
we have Cal to thank for bringing the site back.
( tomsk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

HURRAH!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)

HUZZAH!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)

HOUPLAH!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)

I'll post this here then
Look it the lil fellas dance

( oucheh I am have confused, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

Take my robot

ps...very very good pixelisation
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

why
thank you.. loving Duncan, and I am not a gypo
( oucheh I am have confused, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

okay then

(Fizz Bitch, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

Congratulations!
You win board fame for the next 6 hours!
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Ph33r teh kitten
Yay clock-pissage!
(GreyscaleFox - formally known as Fentruk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Rarr!

( Laughing Boy, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

...

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

oh yes, heres a new comic.
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/sickfez/sickfez_knife.jpg
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

...
Squints......Pokes tongue out....nope that writing is completely illgible.
(Lil_john_pi, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

watching telly

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

Looks like there's going to be a fuckload of replies to this post, then.

( Noctu || audiorape, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

can't make new post. Have a Mosh Girl

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

that looks like a nice day in the life of mosh girl

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

pretty colours.

i was doing something else, but got seduced by the rich reds of the beets.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

pwwettiee

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

what the fuck is going on

( connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

ok first b3ta gets DoSed by sily people.
Now the system clock has been fixed after some sort of crazy reinstall and backup operation (my best guess). So to make a reply appear before this one we have to wait until 3:05. simple really. *huggele* I have missed you.
( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

*hugges*
these are dark times mr a
( connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

indeed
dont fear though. I am staying up till 3am. Making some l33t flickr add-ons relating to mobiles. All i need now is a job (starting in spetember).
( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

wish i had a job
i might start randomly phoning numbers in the yellow pages to see if i can draw for people and they will give me money
( connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

hahahah
I want one!
edit : lets start a business selling you work. I will l33t code something. My idea might have a few flaws in it.
( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

yay

( connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

doodles




( connor, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

yay!

( rogan, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

umpa lumpa dumpity dee.
watched it on sunday i presume.
( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

nice work.
*wonders if the cutlery-handed boy has a knife anywhere perverse*
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

fab stuff!

( Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

i love the first one especially

( hanke a face like refried murder, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

You've said that before
hmmm
( nick the greek You're the one for me, fatty, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

I think
the bairn looks more evil than the babby
_.
( jme, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

Ragh!
teh boards got unsane! too confusicating for me.

woo to the pics an' that
( Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

And if I reply to this one . . .
edit: well.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

woohoo
and thank fuck for that - another 3 hrs of no b3ta and i was gonna top myself!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

Crack addicted monkeys rule!

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

look mah! b3ta!

( Cashy, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

such a long thread, I thought that I'd pea roast and make it longer

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

hahahaha
I know that look... RUN KID RUUUUUUUN!!!
( oucheh I am have confused, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

WHAT THE TITS?

( Leningrad, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

It's Post-Borked Wednesday!

( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

Test...
where will this go.....
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

ah....
here:


Right..

carry on.
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

I can't stop drawing
(bad) pictures of naked ladies.

(Robot. <Insert Witty Statement Here>, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

why the hell can't I post a new thread?
edit: *reads actual text* ahh... oh well

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:05, archived)

ahh what the heck
I really wanted to electrocute him


( g0atchild lays in the forest, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:11, archived)

oops
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

BIGGER!

( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

slate

(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

Ahahaha my god this is funny
NSFW, or indeed hetrosexuals
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

this should be fp'ed
then it would be the longest fp'ed thread, and the longest thread on b3ta... i think...

/goes to spazz the entire archive
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)

*awaits the follow-up pic*

( PoofBird ~V~, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:06, archived)

*takes seat next to PoofBird*

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:08, archived)

*passes popcorn*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

ta *passes over* so how long are we waiting here?

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

refunds tickets....
sorry guys, the BFBC won't pass it...

kitty porn is illegal


at least I think thats what they said...
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

aw... fine...
*spend money on booze & drugs*
*imagine kitty maiming small child*
woah... this is JUST as good
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

However long it takes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

*ages quickly*
kewl, now i'm almost at my grave...
at least i'll see this before I die...
*dies*
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

allright....
I'm afraid it aint the happy ending you all were looking for...


( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

*still dead, cant appreciate hilarity of picture*

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

haha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)

Hooray for the evil cat!

( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)

That's no kid!
It's clearly Satan himself.
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:07, archived)

I wonder what happens
if I reply to this message.
edit: I seeeee . . .
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

i have no idea what is going on
b3ta was back...but now it's not working properly. Why must they play with our hearts?
( Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

I have a vague understanding of the what.
I have no understanding of the why.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

i made a lovely picture involving a cat to celebrate the return of b3ta
but i don't really want to post it now
( Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

I put a sexy new picture in my profile
but now nobody's going to see it until the board's fixed.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

*looks at profile*
*screams*
*fwaps*
( Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

Bwa ha ha,
all according to my plan!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

the biggest thread in teh world ever ever



ever
( canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

You could even say...

( Total_Biscuit This post may contain elements of sarcasm, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

bless this thread

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Just
have to be a part of it
(dole, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)

me
too
(John M Hardman, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)

Nudists!

( DUM4S5 =], Wed 27 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)