Normal service will be resumed ASAP
EDIT 3:

Me is just back from teh pub:

Sorry, I should have put here why the board seems borked, and why things are confusted..
(although I also thought maybe a mod would have, but whatever)

After the board was fixed there was a problem with the times/clocks/hampsters that run things, and this (due to transatlantic time differences and the little people that live in the internet) means that my post is stuck here until 3AM UK time.

hence the testcard...

This means (at time of posting) you have just over 2 and a half hours before everything gets back to normal.

In the meantime, amuse yourselves in whatever way you see fit, and dont make a mess...





Original thread:

The "little devil" was about to find out/

just how evil cats are:




There... that should help, whilst I piss off down the pub.
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:05, archived)

Yikes!
for once I'm on the side of the kittin!

EDIT, I know I'm a bit slow at posting sometimes - but the timings on this one are daft! :)
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Haha - just noticed that!
A blip to point out to the grandkids in years to come!
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

they'll be so proud!
:)
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

If they still remember the internet all the way in future land

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

are you back in merka now? You're invited!

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/sickfez/sickfezFROMTHEFUTURE.jpg
(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is dead drowned in period blood., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

Hellz yes!

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

That am fantastic!
wanna dance?
( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

LOOK!!!
If you go back to the time it was posted by using older messages - you can find your post!!!
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

I think
I'll cram this in here, I will!

( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)

lol
supercomputer...
( deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

*meebs*


character obviously stolened
( connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

*beems*
yay!
( MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

Haha
*joys*

It's almost like he's a little meme. A little, sinister long-nosed meme.

*meebaws*
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

i just think its a fantastic character
also i noticed the trendy ad men have been watching your animations. the song 'la breeze' by simian has been heard on some cool ad i saw.
( connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

Arf!
I noticed that. I also noticed an advert recently for heinz, I think, which involved what could have been pots of soup with little feet.

No "Activate your dancing pants though", so I guess I can't quite instigate legal action yet...

I did like that car advert though, very funkeh
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:52, archived)

here it comes
here it comes

here it coooommmmmeeeessss
( connor, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

I heard that
and came bounding through the house...

"They've put The Neville on the TV!!!"
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:04, archived)

I know the feeling

( MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

he looks so sad
all will be well very soon, cheer up
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:47, archived)

Huzzah, very apt.
Woo!
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

good to be back

( amoebaboy robots wip http://amoebaboy.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

Well done
Now play Highway to hell

ps...and watch this
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:01, archived)

is that a turbo button on the front?

( Haku can see in the dark, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:25, archived)

any booze for the adults
or would i be considered an alkie?
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)

Oh hell yeah! They sell pitchers of beer for cheap to keep us from killing

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

i will visit the states one day
oncw they change their policy against me being within their airspace
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

bring the kids, I'm a few miles from Disneyland and all that touristy goodness

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

mmmmmm... Lines...

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

Nonsense... the old wheelchair trick has never let me down yet

"but daddy, I don't want to be in a wheelchair"

"Shut it, or you'll be permanently in one"

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

hehe
i'll hobble the youngest, he's not walking yet anyway
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

"He's really 3 years old, but he has this disease..."

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

new on Japanese TV

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

i loved japan when i was there
next to london tokyo is my favourite place
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

*slaps cheeks*
Mama mia!

/bum cheeks
(MysteryE, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

I was liked in japan

( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

That's because your cat's fucking ace
:D
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

that he is.

( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

no iSketch pour vous?

( hanke bows down to Combaticus, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

I did for a minute
and got "cock" for a word!
Then I got bored and went back to creating south park characters of people I know
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

okey doke

( hanke bows down to Combaticus, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)

Plus the server's full

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

and were almost
off the edge of teh page
( KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:09, archived)

a cock!
'tis true. i was there to witness it.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

wehay!
is anyone still here?
this is the closest i can get on that southpark thingy
and it's made me realise how boring i am :)
and i'm really bored right now
( Mousing, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

yeah, im pissed
hurrah to that. my mate made me one once (looks in files)
( MrA, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

have you passed out?
*still waiting eagerly*
( Mousing, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

err must have lost it.
damn it. sorry about that. i need to sort out my file at some point, its a fucking mess.
( MrA, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

But you are an alkie...

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

this is true
but i would hate to make my hosts feel awkward
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

you're such a gentleman

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

has your hand dropped of yet?
from you exclusive wrist band
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Dropped?

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:35, archived)

fallen
even
( mongychops, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

Didn't fall off
but I did show off my excelent wristband
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:38, archived)

Yeah, I'm back
woop woop... or something
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

I agree! you are back!
I made a thing

( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

That's a lovely thing, that is

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

why thanksyou
so are you...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

You're such a charmer,
sexycakes
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:50, archived)

Wow!
that's nice. And makes me want to say beep,beep,beep,boop beep in a CEOT3rdK way.
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

ow well look

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:22, archived)

Yikes!
that gives me the fear!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

ARGHHHH!!!


actually, that's very cool. woo!
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

carpet bombing
by starlight?

tres woo
( hanke bows down to Combaticus, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

anyone who is still teh awake:
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml




==============


( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

the six deaths hat!
you're mad.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

jus checkin - can't seem to make new posts...
but can reply


( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

and a fine reply it is too!

( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

...done with brush and emboss (for no reason as usual)
B3ta man will fix break it.





( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

woo!
fix it!!

just like jim!
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

this threads never going to have an ending and will never go off teh page :O

eek!
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

This IS the new b3ta

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

yeah should be one thread for ever
untill the point when the board doesn't even load
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Once the things are cached it wouldn't be a problem
but for the poor people that would get to it for the first time...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

could be fun
I logged out a few times, and did the refresh, but yes... we is in a loop till 3

so.. I changed the pics around and I'm off down the boozer..

laters!
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

what the crotch is occuring?

meh who cares.

i drew this.


(schnurricane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

ok... i'm confused
so i made this

( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

You are not alone

( DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Get some sleep, boy!

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

I just thought...
I should be renting out that captive space up there...

damn....

why did I not think of that sooner...
( TBL - is playing with synthesisers in his head, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

me again

slightly awake
( DUM4S5 =], Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

Moi?

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:14, archived)

Its like my twin brother.
But healthier and fitter looking somehow...

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:15, archived)

I am such teh pimp
/would wear this if she had the money

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

Hey
nice hat.

*likes hats*
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

Hat.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

pants

( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

PANTS!

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

OK
PANTS!
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

Pants?

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

pants!

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:23, archived)

lovely :)

( hanke bows down to Combaticus, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

Awesome
hattistry
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!

( Cropper moving to Gib 4th Oct :o), Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)

Is that like
"quote me happy"?
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

quo me happy
more!



I know its awful
( g0atchild lays in the forest, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

No

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)

everyone gone vanished from teh isketch

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)

Skatastic.
And after this, I got all happied up.

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

Shazah!
You have ice cream and booze, the ultimate combination...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

Huzzah, it is indeed.

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

I'm jealous

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:11, archived)

I'm confused.

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:13, archived)

i'm always confused

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:17, archived)

Me too
I just want booze and ice cream
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:40, archived)

Who doesn't?

(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:56, archived)

Terrorists.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)

Damn terrorists,
trying to destroy our boozey, ice-creamy way of life.
(Andy-, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 3:00, archived)

Your posts are in the spazz
Spazz back to the real time to see that everyone has posted their pics 3 or 4 times.
( nick the greek I look at your pants and I need a kiss, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

yes, this^

( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

aww that's lully

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:13, archived)

bit late but
woo!
( lemonhead, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

Haha!
aceness
( Kamikaze Stoat in ur city, Blobbing ur graydians, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

Is that 3:05am
GMT or EST or WTF
(Lil_john_pi, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

?

(peewee13, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

the cap on the top right..
looks like a scary face
( g0atchild lays in the forest, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

fuck the cap
WHITE ANKLE SOCKS americans
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:30, archived)

the board is still in the future
so its like it would have never happened
(miniuzi, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 2:45, archived)

I think teh clock am screwing around
ED: now I know, 'cos I can post above myself =$
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

i think tis taking everyones
regional times, mines 21:08
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

Ooh, the clock is fixed now.

(Andy-, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

mines 21:09
ooh, you must live near me =P
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

liverpool?
bet u actually do live 1 minuet from me
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

I'll be right over ;-)

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

*lubs up*


*silds off chair*
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

wicked!
*brings chains*
*gets questioned by ploiceman for walking streets in gimp mask*
*spends night in jail* NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

*sees you in jail*
*drops the soap*
(qwisp, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

Naaa,
my local time is 22:08, still seeing 21:08 as posting time. Which means the board is finally back to normal. Hooray!
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

Does mine still say 3am?
Edit- No... W00T!
( roaneah, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

Why? You live in Russia?

( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

i am a confused bastard.

(schnurricane, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Hahaha!
Cripes, that cat looks fearsome!

/Edit: They always look so innocent and lully before they strike.


( Snapper FREE WAFFLES FOR ALL!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

evil kittens abound!

(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

Hahahaha!
I only have an evil monkey.


( roaneah, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

I found a somewhat evil kitty

(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

aaaarg theres more

(Absynth&Cheese We are B3ta, for we are many, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

( Hankster Olid fubsy, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

FLUFF AND VIOLENCE!

not shopped, but hey
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

Fucking hell!
I do believe I need to change my pants!
( Snapper FREE WAFFLES FOR ALL!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

some evil cats...

...organise and strike as one.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

Oh GOD
KILL THEM!!!!
(Gabba, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

nonsense.
they're my friends. they protect me. and, they've made me lots of money choreographing videos for the jackson family.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

this needs
spakage and animation.
I, however, lack the neccessary skills.
(Lurk, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

same here.
unfortunately. if anyone wants a go at it, i'll send the source pic on.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

RARGH!
 

 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

AHHHHRGGG!
*hides*

ace

edit: as is t'original
( - D - Four Foot Snake!, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

teh evil
/cowers
( Schrodinger, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

hahahahaha!
excellent work. they dance!

so... is there a simple online tutorial to explain what you did/how you did it? yes, i'm new at all this.
( postbear should be åshåmed of himself, but isn't, Tue 26 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

*curtsies*
 
there probably are some tuts out there.

I just took advantage of the mirrored quality of your picture to mock up an animation. To make four frames out of the still image, I made copies at the original size and slightly reduced, and flipped each of those. I also dropped the brightness of each by different amounts to make a looping sequence of four.

If you were using decent software like photoshop and imageready, this'd be easier, but I'm using cacky MS knockoffs, so I have to do each bit by hand - that is, creating an 8-grey solid palette for the gif, saving each frame, and assembling them in the nasty little gif animator tool in image composer.

So, a pleasing effect without any serious manipulation of the original image.
 
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

You have all the fluff

edit: no..sorry not true...lemony has the other fluff

bum...Zak has helpful fluff too


ahhhhh...DtH is good with newbies




ah fuck it...you the fluffiest at this moment in time
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

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