The London Air


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(Penultimate Straw married a poor judge of character, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahahahahah
top work, quick, duplicate the ripple modifier and put it on the returning pods' entry point to create a nice crossing ripple in the middle ;)
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

/3d geek

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

stop wanking

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

why?
it's nice
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

My geek radar just spazzed out.

( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

Did it glow red
and make awooga awooga noises?
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Like that dick from Gladiators?
"Join us after the break to see Wolf attempt to anally penetrate Louise with his pugelstick. Awooga!"
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

Yeah
it never caught on, did it? :D
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

Cuck off
funt
(Wolf off of Gladiators, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

CUNT!

( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

O_o

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

^_^
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

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( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

(=^_^=)

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

(∈Θ∋)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

=30E=

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

:D
*edit*
AARRRRGGGHHHHH!!! I WANT MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

I want my MTV

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

buddledumdum bah dum da dum dum dumdumdum
*gives up trying to write out the rest*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

whrrr WayYYYYYYYYYYYYYY wAHHYyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WRRRRRRRRRR
WWWWWWWWWWNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGNGGGGGGGGGGG WHHHHNNNGGG!!!!!!!!!


duh duhhhh de duhh duh duh dedede duhd duh duh duh duuuhhh de de duuhde duhde duhde

I need a cuppa.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

it's ok, I get it quite often
I think one of them might mean it in a "funny" way, but I just ignore it anyway.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

i know... that's the joke
I don't think you're a cunt... A GRUMPY BUGGER, yes!
a cunt, no!
( hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)

that
is superbly done!
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)

frikkin' crikey

( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha
that's a bit good

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

fantastic!
you git


;)™
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

That's just beautiful

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

Blimey.
That's fucking excellent. I salute you.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

so good
so very good
*clicky*
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

as good as this is
I'm seeing mostly downsides to global warming
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

this.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

funny that
It's quite good to see that so many B3ta folk are so environmentally minded though
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

what was that?
I can't hear you with this air conditioning and heating system on at the same time!

;¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)

arf

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

turn your speakers up.


*edit - actually, rather ashamedly I only recently learned what the knobs on the radiators do. So now I don't have to have the heating on in my drum room when I'm downstairs.

A little bit less wasteful everyday. :D
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

Could you nip round to my old office in London and show them?
Every winter it's the same.

Turn all radiators on full.

When three people die of heat exhaustion turn them off.

When one person dies of hypothermia, turn them back on full.

When the walls crack and the glass in every window shatters, turn them all off again.

When a glacier forms in the corner, turn them all back on full.

And so on...
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)

Oh god yeah..
in our office, which is part of a larger shared building type thing. the radiator knobs are actually broken, so they're permanently on, very very high. And in a small room with mostly glass walls, 6 people and about 10 computers, it's not pleasant at all.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

Blimey
6 sweaty cracks for your pleasure
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

Ewwwww
*shudder*
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)

At school on hot days I used to be the first out of the room at break times
since the smell of 30+ teenage sweating arsecracks all standing simultaneously made me dry heave
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

I hope you've got the window open too
I have
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

It's bloody freezing with that window open!
turn the heating up!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

Arf!
to hot now.
*opens fridge door*
( mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

Jesus Spoons!
*wedges microwave door open and turns on*
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

opening the fridge door will cause theroom to heat up
/thermodynamics pedant
( mictoboy, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

what?!
that's impossible.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

*opens freezer door to counteract*
why isn't this working?
( mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

Cos if opening cold things make it hot
Turning on hot things will cool it down!

*flicks on the grill and all the hobs*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)

Hahahaha!
-this must end now
( mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)

now my desk is unevenly lit!
*turns on another lamp*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

I fancy a cup of tea
*Fills kettle to max and flicks it on*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

meh
i forgot to make the cuppa

*empties kettle*
*refills to top*
*turns it back on again*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)

I took the windows out last year
they were pointless
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)

I just live outside
with six patio heaters.

I use only disposable plates, cutlery and clothes.

And I wash in the blood of freshly clubbed baby seals, using manatee fat for soap.

But I only buy recycled toilet paper.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)

arf
I washed my car using Evian water.

And i put the empty bottles in the normal bin - not the green one.
mmwwuuuaaahahahahahaaaaaa
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

My house, and next door, are the only two houses
that I know of, in the entire town, that aren't allowed green bins.

Strange.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

I have ordered a green bin approximately 10 times
over the last few years, and they have never turned up.

But I move house tomorrow anyway. I hope the new people get a delivery of 10 green bins.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

Haha
that would be ace.

If they do, can I have one?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

No!
We shall throw the remaining 9 in the non-recycling bins to avoid confusion
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

but that bin is only collected on the 2nd wednesday
of the 4th month after the 1st lunar equinox

I think. It may be different over xmas.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

My mate who lives in Milton Keynes...
...told me about a big kerfuffle a few years back when it emerged that the council put taxes up to pay for green bins, recycling bins etc, and then one lorry came along every week and threw everything in each bin in together =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

hahaha
THAT'S what we pay council tax for.

The other year, Leeds city council got caught sending all of their 'recycled' rubbish to a landfill in Malaysia (or somewhere like that).
How fucking shit is that :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)

I have the window open in my bedroom 24/7. And I have the radiator on too.
I need the fresh air
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

breaks
in.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)

there's nothing worth having

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)

Your name looks like a piano
I shall call you Mozart.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

So do your teeth
*badum*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)

hahahaha

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)

*empties vat of mercury into local stream*
huh? whaaa?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)

don't be daft
you can see the tropical fish from the old aquarium in their natural habitat!
(dognutz, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

That's cocking brill
I bet I know where this is going.
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

fuck a duck
fantastic!
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)

lovely.

( - D - Let it Beard, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)

Fantastic!
:)
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

that's grand!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

Grrrreat.
In fact, have a woo. There aren't enough of them around these days.


( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)

ooOooooh! awesome!

afternoooooon
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo gorgeous!
*mwah*
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

'lo tutt

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)

Wizard!
great work
( mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

Superb!

(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)

hardy...harrr
tis rib ticklingly hilarious....
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)

that is amazing!
tippety-top!
( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

haha, great stuff

( Mushroom, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)

Nicely!

( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

Top work!
Clickety click.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

woo-click-yay
.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)

I love that. especially the water draining out of the pods as they come up.

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)

look again
its not the water draining out, its the horizon seen through the glass :P

great all the same tho
(Phaeron in your base since, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)

top work!
help yourself to some of these:

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)

heh heh!
complimentary nuts!
( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)

thought this was fab up there
the original is better.
woo yay and houpla.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

Winner
woo
( xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

This
Is effing briliant, and it's not on the front page, WHY ???????? It's way better than some of the wank that gets FP'd
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)

Wonderful!

( Grampa, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)

So lovely...

( collapsibletank Psst...., Fri 8 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)