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# newsletter title compo
what should it be this week? bestest answer wins.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP ROFFLES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# gather round and bite my fucking banger
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ON NO! MORE CRAP LINKS FROM THOSE CUNTS AT B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# well this is the rest of your work day fucked then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# SHIT, I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# =D
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# WOO
^^
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ^ yes
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# NHS web filter thingy is a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ENGORGE YOUR PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ONE TWO, FUCKLE MY POO
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# i'm back, now get your jubs out!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# EAT MORE TRIFLE: THIS TIME WITH MORE HAZELNUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# German scat porn and other children's picturebooks
(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Ted Bovis Spider Kneecaps Review
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Malteasers made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# whatever you do, don't google for 'gniger'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# THIS
that fuck them up :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ^that^
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *googles*
dear god!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# i did
ive never seen that before and woundred what the fuck he was talking about. i had to do it. sooo wish i hadnt now!

*changes name to 'is scared form googling gniger'*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# If you've been affected by Googling 'gniger'
then you can call our confidential help line
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# 0800 I L O V E H O R S E S


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# choose from these options:
Do you love horses -

best of all the animals? - press 1
a bit? - press 2
merely because of dobbin's nobbin? - press 3
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Results 1 - 10 of about 27,700,000 for ginger [definition]
:-O
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# THIS
*cleans inside of eyeballs with Caustic Soda*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# its the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ...*vomits*...*vomits*....
*spits into bowl*.... *dry wretch*......*spits*.........
.......*Vomits*.............

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I really want to know, but I refuse to do it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# dear god don't
*runs back to toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Seriously, it's not nice...
*reaches for tissues*
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Tissues, very posh
I normally just do it into a sock myself.
(richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# haha :)

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# So its really that bad?
I mean, its not like goatse where everone was all "Yuk" and then we were photoshopping using Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate the image?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# glasscock it and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# glasscock what? gniger?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# whatever you do...
resist the urge...it is NOT worth it *shuddering*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Brrrrr..
Gniger is a bad thing to google for. (It's NSFW, as if anyone couldn't guess).
(richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ooh, hark at poirot!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ^This
I must stop assuming that because someone says "don't do this" that it's a good idea to do. at work. in an open plan office.

*deletes history*
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *deletes history*
*removes hard drive, smashes and burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I googled Ginger
(h3llo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# rock my cock it's sock jock spock!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# There must be toilets, or how will we shit properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Mictoboy looks like bradleys dad off of eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
he got some nude action last night mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# aye but with that odd looking troll girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# afternoon reg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *malkies*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# C*I*A*L*I*S V1AGR*A L/E/N/G/T/H/EN YOUR *T*O*O*L*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# how to lose friends (but not your virginity) in six easy steps
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Tol lazy to think of a newsletter title
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# AN INFORMATION FIST, STRETCHING THE LIMITS OF YOUR IMAGINATION. AND ARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Aphex does NOT look like Reg from the bill
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# in your dreams reg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I have a feeling Reg dreams of purple Ford Cortinas
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# i only dream of you gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hi reg!
oh, aphex...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# *HOOF*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# *camel toe*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *for life*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Boke this one off, Einstein!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I've got a bumfull of hot links let me wipe them on your desktop
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# like this giraffe?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# this here giraffe
    /D=
 __/|
(____)
I   I
I   I


oddest giraffe I ever did see
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# just a few from my inbox:-
basket case promontory!

not no edgely

An gilford herself holliday

Re: elsevier lamplight
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# you work for the Home Office aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ANOTHER EXCUSE NOT TO GO OUT TONIGHT!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Fertiliser bomb, koran, flight lessons, bocock
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Read Up You Cock-Juggling Thundercunts!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# it's a bird, it's a plane, NO it's a floating mong: Stephen hawking to the rescue
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# this
^^
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# teheheh hawking and reeves crashing with each other and falling down
this is so wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# up your cunt you titless boot
(one of my friends actually said this to his sister)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# give us the links and be squick about it!

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Satan is my master
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Does he buy Metallica records for you?
/Ben folds blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# yes
he does!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Eat Shit & Live
100,000,000,000,000 household flies CAN'T be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# slide down my greasy pole of newsletter goodness
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# NEEDS MORE PLASTIC WRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT read this!!!
(reverse psychology and all that)
(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# THIS ONE DOESNT CONTAIN PAEDOPHILIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# B3TAN POTATO ROFFLES!
Roffley versatile
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# dance to the beat, my cat's on heat, someone fuck it before it explodes
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# "Feature: Five things to do with Yeltsin's rotting corpse"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Is this my apple or yours? Oh god, it's got shit fingerprints on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# BADGERS LIKE BONDAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ARE YOU READY FOR SUMMER? USE ANATRIM

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# rubbing our links and looking into your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I done good writn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Goatse and me: autobiography of a B3tan
(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# NEWSLETTER ISSUE 274
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Arabian Shit Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# HOW TO FINGER YOUR RINGER
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Takes all sorts
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6599563.stm
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# The tedious repetition of a meaningless existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Those bloody lemons again? Always stealing my milk!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Fuck me, crap links and sloppy flange batter
.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Straight to the point!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Come for the food, stay for the necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! __, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# turn, turn, turn, a bit more, a bit more, a bit..... oh you've fucked that up.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# TEH TIMES LITTERARRY SUPPLEMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# goatse how to: an illustrated guide
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Shakespear's Pornagraphic debt
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# THINK ONCE, TINK TWICE, THINK BOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# TEXT IN A NEWSLETTER!! LOL!! ROFL!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)
# A PINT IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# OH, HAGGARD MIND, GROPING DARKLY THROUGH THE PAST; INCAPABLE OF DETACHING ITSELF FROM THE MISERABLE PRESENT; DRAGGING ITS HEAVY CHAIN OF CARE THROUGH IMAGINARY FEASTS AND REVELS, AND SCENES OF AWFUL POMP; SEEKING BUT A MOMENT'S REST AMONG THE LONG-FORGOTT
EN HAUNTS OF CHILDHOOD, AND THE RESORTS OF YESTERDAY; AND DIMLY FINDING FEAR AND HORROR EVERYWHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# YES
^this, if it will fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# didn't fit in the subject bar
I wasn't aware it had a limit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# needs more HEAVY AND STRAINING HORSE BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Frettled gruntbugglies?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# POSITIVE LAB REPORT
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Like this one!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)
# cunt mops and karate chops
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# STEVEN HAWKIN IN SPAAAAACE... beep boop beep boop
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Multi-Carey Star Pork
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# christ
what a fearsome mental image
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Being Mental helps
I should know!
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Sod the title
post it already
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Quantum singularities in and around Farington Gurney.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# OBTAINING ELECTRICITY THROUGH PHOTOVOLTAIC CELLS MOUNTED UNDER OUR WING CASE
and other stories
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Vegetables in Space!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# A warm April followed by a wet May? Have you ever had twins?
............
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# SAME OLD SHIT AS LAST WEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# A 20-YEAR-OLD WOMAN REPORTED ABOUT GIGGLE INCONTINENCE DESPITE ANTIMUSCARINIC THERAPY. THEREFORE WE INJECTED BOTULINUM TOXIN A INTO THE DETRUSOR MUSCLE. THE EFFECT OF BOTULINUM TOXIN A APPEARED ABOUT 1 WEEK AFTER INJECTION AND NO MORE LEAKAGE WAS OBSERVED
EVEN DURING VIGOROUS LAUGHTER. A CONTROL UROFLOWMETRY SHOWED A GOOD VOIDING RATE WITHOUT ANY RESIDUAL VOLUME. BOTULINUM TOXIN A MIGHT BE AN ALTERNATIVE FOR PATIENTS WITH GIGGLE INCONTINENCE AFTER UNSUCCESSFUL ANTIMUSCARINIC TREATMENT.

[Botulinum toxin A injection for treatment-refractory giggle incontinence.]
Wefer B, Seif C, van der Horst C, Junemann KP, Braun PM. Urologe A. 2007 Apr 26; [Epub ahead of print] German.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hey you? Enormous Penis why not?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Rougher than week old shaven man bits!
(gristy Twice as a rabbit, but oh, how a reputation sticks, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Slightly worse than watching 'Keeping Up Appearances' on an infinate loop
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 7
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 8
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ZIZZI'S SEASONS SPECIAL BANGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# This newsletter needs more shark and bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# YOU'RE FIRED!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# clinic results in, please contact during office hours
Daddy B3ta told Mummy B3ta that it doesn't hurt.

DPing for Justice - we give it to you straight
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# TESCO VALUE
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# noody norkanorks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# We have a Penile! (and a Fanny too!)
(amongst many other users of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I found a big tap for my hairy
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:11, archived)
# DEAR SYSADMINS: I THINK OF YOU WHEN I'M WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 1 May 2007, 20:47, archived)