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# The three rules of life, Never return to a lit firework, don't upset a gypsy

and never try and steal the Queen's Pot Noodle

Apologies for compression, it was 850k at 256 colours, to make up for it, here's a YouTube version with sound
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hamtoucher.

edit: that's some spectacular facial expression work there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I submitted this to digg
If anyone is interested:
digg.com/comedy/The_Queen_eating_a_Pot_Noodle
(nospoon, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# This is way too good
Please take it away and make it look like something I could do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# How about this?

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine http://www.amiatwat.com << See profile for more., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha
still too skillful
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# this
is the best thing ever ever ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# fuck me thats good.
how do you do that???!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# oh god, here we go...

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# ha ha
I meant more 'be so annoyingly talented' than 'please explain step by step the technique'
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# oh, haha!

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Though I'd like to know the technique as well

(I helped save b3ta! The hairy aerosol likes mimsy, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Paint Shop Pro
3DS MAX, photos, drawing extra bits, lots of cutting out, rigging, modelling of forks and pot noodle, animating, rendering, re-rendering and re-rendering until you get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Fuck.
So basically, what you are saying is that you need to be fucking talented to be able to produce stuff like this.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The hairy aerosol likes mimsy, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Presumably he just got somebody to record him trying to steal the Queen's Pot Noodle.
It is real, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# that is my hand, yes :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# you sure?
thoughgt I saw a glimpse of wedding ring for a moment.

you are goatse aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It's Empire Day tomorrow.
I shall have to find a pith helmet and rifle to go to work with in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris off down under! Yay for a job!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That's unbelievable!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII can't even afford a decent sig, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# what, that she's eating a "Nice N Spicy" flavour and not "Chicken and Mushroom"
I KNOW!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII can't even afford a decent sig, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# h
hello. ")
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon snoogins, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hello!
How's it going?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII can't even afford a decent sig, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# tip-top and no mistake
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon snoogins, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Original Curry, that'll be.
Nice 'n' spicy's nik naks :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'll take that bet, and tongue sticking out and raise you £50

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
you truly are the master of snack flavour general knowledge :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# You were right in sentiment, though.
Original Curry fucking owns Nice'n'Spicy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# and is the only genuine cure to the common cold

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'd have thought a Bombay Bad Boy would be a better cure?
Serving suggestion: chuck a naan bread in the microwave, slice it open as best you can and pour on the prepared Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle. Lush.
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Actually, they're now calling it 'Sweet 'n' Spicy'
Because of that name clash...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# saves me posting it

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Just fuck off and be crap for a change!
That was a compliment btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# what flavour is it?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I usually put cumin seeds, chilli powder and oregano into that flavour before sprinkling it with paprika and eating it with oatcakes.

Dunno what that says about your mum's cunt, but it's a good way to make pot noodles edible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# too much effort
i find a skinfull the night before the best way
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# cumin your mum's cunt?

I feel dirty for making that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# How dare you call me a joke, dad.
/contrived joke
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I feel dirty for reading it :(

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal Is still alive, but probably uninterested, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# really, you may as well just fry up the polystyrene container.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# That costs a fortune in pans, though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# just use your housemate's

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Flipping 'eck Mr Toats
This is bloody amazing!
*clicks hard*
Edit: Yay well-deserved FP.
Could you link to the uncompressed version please?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# really?!!
blimey, *tries to work out who the mods actually are again*

I just tried uploading the 821k one, but B3ta hosts and B3tards can't handle the file size :(

*EDIT - YAY FOR MYSPACK! HERE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# brilliant
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen woz ere, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Never a concern about your Knighthood
you radical
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# It's the tower for me and no mistakes

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Jesus, it's..like a movie..butt knot!

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Rubbish, as usual.
Link to the big one please.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I personally wouldn't have minded this at 850kb.
The embodiment of greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# you are too smooth by half
you smooth bastard.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# *smoothes*

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha incredible
I had a laugh at a couple of the posters on your youtube queen's christmas message, some humourously stauch monarchists.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon snoogins, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I'm YouTubing this at the moment, with added sound, can't wait for their replies :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Oh fuck it, post the full size one! :D
This is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# She's also eyeing your super noodles

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
sweet fucking christ
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon snoogins, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
TO THE TOWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# this is an image i've waited my whole life for
it is a thing of beauty and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen woz ere, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I, for one, cannot stop watching it

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon snoogins, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# can't type, busy

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen woz ere, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# THE POWER, OF CHRIST, COMPELS YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ^This
with a few less commas.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot may or may not be here...., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# eeeeeeeuwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# that was a front-page post, back in the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Through a combination of idiotic actions
I accidentally deleted it from it's original online home and from my computer. I was devastated.

Then I recently recovered it using the internet archive website. I was overjoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# sweet!
 
I was looking for your vid of Kilroy-Silk runnning amok in the internet archive the other week, but it said the robots file had precluded it archiving the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# It may still be somewhere
but I don't know off the top of my head. I'll have a look sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# loved this pic first time round
made me *lost for words* once again
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat full of spazz, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Crikey!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaa!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Bloody hell that's sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Holy fucking shitbox!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# *fwap,fwap,fwap*
etc
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hmmm
Sure I've seen similar before.......
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# thats frigging braw that

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits A Lemon entry my dear Watson, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# this is excessively fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Woo, Yay!!!
Robot Hands!
(Cakie I was paid to fly with you Batman, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# LOOK THIS IS JUST OFFENSIVELY GOOD!
if that is even a word.

BUT DO SOMETHING SHIT. PLEAAASE
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Awesome. Really, that's all there is to say...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus if there's one thing I can't stand it's up.., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# One is amused.

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# stab that hand, queenie!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha! braw!
but still no royalist threats in the YouTube comments? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahahaha!~

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *cleeks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# thats special in an amazing way

(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# [feckin' awesome!
]
(DrZaarlon Is Not As Cool As He'd Like., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Bravo!
Encore!
Author!

This is spliffing ace.

Top youtubery noise effects to boot.
(Prequal has got no time to be with a waffle with no money, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# WOO! WOO!

(maninthespoon is dialup slow on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's fucking awesome
I bow to your skillz
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# this has the most personality of any animation i've seen on the front page
well done. well fucking done.
(I helped save b3ta! Agent Muu any port in a storm!, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
How long 'til your stuff is on telly?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster has a new game on his website, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# not soon enough
I fear I will be homeless and addicted to crystal meth before the magical world of advertising or comedy whisks me away to financial stability, fame and fortune
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Are you putting it in front of
the right people?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster has a new game on his website, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# this has
unbelievable awesomeness written all over it. It's like looking down at the name and knowing that what you're getting has that little kite mark on it :D
top work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer parp parp trumpets in space etc, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha!
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - then bread happens:, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Truly amazing!

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# marvellous

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.redbubble.com/people/brianftang/t-shirts, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
one likes that lots. especially the jab at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza ... you can pack that in as soon as you like, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# double plus good!
Woo yay! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op onephilosophy only smaller, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You were saying?
Bloody amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# wonderful
i hope pot noodle shower you with free pot noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)