Kelp is supposed to be the new superfood
I'm not convinced. I'll stick with cayke.
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Kelp cayke wtih added battenburg!
its the only way forward
( The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Hmm
Kelp, dried out, ground down into a fine powder and mixed in with the dry ingredients so no-one would ever know!

Although it may give it a strange, green, tinge...
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

seaweed is supposed to be the new
super lube!!*

*possible lie!!
( Rev. Jesse. Thinks KK should watch Quantum Leap :), Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

ouch

( mediocre mummy feets!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

WHY DON'T YOU USE THE GEL?

(A Vagabond is exhibiting his work on 28th Oct. Gaz for detail, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

THERE'S NO TIME FOR LUBRICANT

( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

just bang it in?

( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

Go for
unexpected face sex and the lack of lubricant doesn't matter.
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

wise words

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've long since learned

( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

unwise
suprise can lead to angry nibbling
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Only if you take your time about it
*in*
*spluff*
*out*

No time for nibbling.
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert

( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

strange green minge

( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

No silly, that cannabis your thinking of

( The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

if only it were tasty

( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

Did someone say...

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

\o/

( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

Battenburg
the best of the colourful caykes!
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

CHILLER FONT
My boss sends his angry emails in chiller font. For some reason.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

It's because when he's angry
he thinks of cakes
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

Bastard!
I laughed out loud at that and now my boss wants to know what I'm laughing at!

You ain't seen me, right?!

*lays low for a while*
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

*bows*

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

pfffft
n00b, does he send happy ones in comic sans?
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)