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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# i came
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 14 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I saw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I conkered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i concured
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# do you concur?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# He should be conquering surely.
(lickmyballsandscrotum, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# argggggghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# You'll go to the 'red place'!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# No unaltered footage thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffft
"I'm not bad, I'm just rendered that way"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Aaargh!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# 'celebrity' mutants, mr toast
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ooooooh! mee-ow!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# hahahaha
home lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# It is one of the all-time classic source animations...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# lovely walkage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ROB SMASH

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hey!
he's fuck all to do with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# your resistance only makes him harder

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# he must be fucking rock solid then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# haha nice boingage :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Eggs... grapefruit... eggs... grapefruit... eggs... grapefruit... eggs... grapefruit...
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tip Top!

TJ: Can someone talk to me about Linux? I wanna know if it is possible/worth it to convert my computer to it and how if so. I know nothing about it really and I cant seem to find a straight forward moron explanation of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Get a old/spare pc and install ubuntu.
Why do you want to use linux?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# moron explanation:
don't bother

none of the applications you like will run on it, and it'll take 20 re-installs and 30 driver tweaks to get your keyboard to work properly
thne you'll need to get your mouse to work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *glares at micto*
Linux is good and easy to use. I have managed to get most of my apps running, only specialist stuff like Logic Audio doesn't work. Plus it's FREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# 1998 called
they want their sequencer back
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Logic Audio 5.5 is damn badass.
Plus if I want to upgrade I will need a mac. I don't want to be an Apple fanboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# at least if a plug a mouse into my mac it works straight away
any mouse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# My linux box does that too.
My xp box doesn't though, it just crashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# they are making that illegal in switzerland now
you can't even hug your gerbils!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Too much effort.
Only worthwhile if you like tinkering and troubleshooting, and willing to invest a lot of time in figuring out how to do the most menial of tasks. (despite what the fanboys will try and tell you)

Pirate windows 2000 or XP instead, much easier.

If I had morals, I wouldn't recommend pirating, and would wax lyrical about how great linux is, as it's free.

However, if you want to give it a try, I recommend Ubuntu, it's relatively sane.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Linus is the younger brother of Lucy he's famous for sucking his thumb and carrying a security blanket

...ooh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Linux is fun until you actually have it installed with all your drivers working
Then you realise that you can't get any decent software for it and it sucks.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Haha
too true
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Thank you all very much :)
But I like Prodges response bestest :)

I shall not bother, obv I have just been reading stuff from the obsessives :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# predicable answers above ;D
if you need a basic office type machine linux will do it

games are unlikely to be able to work (without fuckon or 'paying' for the privelege on top of the price of the game)

photoshop probably won't work well enough

the gimp is a pile of crap
(and gimpshop.. that was a oneoff and.. no.. just.. no)


if you have a spare machine lying about stick something like ubuntu or suse(slower but seems to have more drivers) to see if you can bear it

the driver situation in linux can be a fuckon, tho everyone seems to have lost the plot with drivers now for any hardware over 1 year old with vista as well, you will have to research "does my thing work on this" either way

I'd say on balance stick with XP or 2K (tho I'd say xp) for now

If you couldn't give a shit about major applications and just want something for pissing about on the internet with, any major linux distro will do (driver issues notwithstanding) only hardware I have that won't work on linux is my lexmark printer, everyting else does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# This^
Ubuntu does have a very good driver set. I have installed it on a host of odd machines and not had any problems.

Photoshop wont work unless you spend a fuckload of time pissing around with config files. I got CS2 working just but it took hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# most of the stuff that I actually need for doing serious work is on linux now anyway
I just need to get my arse started
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I'm working
on a proposal for our Headteacher to see what the benefits of moving to Open Source software would be. I'm going to be testing Ubuntu server in the next week. The plan is in one year my school will be completely Microsoft/RM free. Our support cost would drop about £25k a year, this is cash we don't have.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# ltsp is well worth it
plus it means you can bin hard drives and cdroms from old machines completely so limiting user "fun" with them plus it extends the life of otherwise unusable for modern software machines

it will require a good server though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# fuck! it's jessica hobbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Good God.
Cover up, for the good of humanity.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# sweet Christ
consider my squildo graped
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# pfffffft!
boobs =)
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I just jizzed my pants
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *saves in porn stash*
c:/windows/system/asdf/best/gifs/ginger/sexyrob/

...

profit
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha
You're not getting the compo right. It's celebrity mutants. That's clearly neither:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hhahaha
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# What in the. . .
Where is THAT from?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Mad advert...
youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I used to have that same hair style (though blonde)
and that same jacket.

I'm now working on the moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# [You Are Teh Ban! ;?)
Now Make Him A Furry.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *sticks /board on naughty step*
yep, all of you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# awww

/ducks & runs for cover
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 May 2008, 3:07, archived)
# hahaaha TGMTFH!
WOO! i'm glad i looked back over last nights stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I never knew he had such a cracking pair!
woo and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# PHWOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 15 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I haven't seen
Rab C Nesbitt for years.
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 15 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha
fake!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 15 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I do not know where you got her pic
That image is my ex social worker - only prettier!
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Thu 15 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Have fun
in the cornfield...

(/Twilight zone reference)
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 16 May 2008, 20:32, archived)