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( mutated monty, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

holy shuddering fuck!

( barryheadwound All hail HappyToast and the lovely b3ta quilt, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

you disgusting wonderful freak

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

oh........fuck.......!
More mindbleach over here please!
( Barbarossa might be the droid you're looking for, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

sweet lord
_{comin' fo' to carry me hooooooome}
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Wed 21 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

good cnutting lord!
I shall have waking nightmares for the rest of the day!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

you dropped this:
'n'
( mutated monty, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

sweet christ's cock!

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Oh.... oh no. NO NO NO *hides behind JPG*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's ok, honey
I'll save you from the *looks at picture again*

JEEZUS H FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!

*picks up the Cap'n and runs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

IT'S GAINING ON US!
You can run quicker without me!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

I never leave anyone behind...
:D

*picks up the pace*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

HANG ON, run past that market stall
*pelts thing with kumquats*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ahh - the old soft fruit gambit...
Good ploy, Cap.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

It's not working!
*changes to potatoes*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

Guns. Lots of Guns.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Gnus. Lots of Gnus.
You'll have to imagine an animation here, I'm pathetic.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

*tries to imagine*
*fails*

Still, I suppose no Gnus is good Gnus.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

oh dear....
*ouch*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

spang spang spang spang spang

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Oh that's awful/awesome.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

:D

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*picks up Hale
He was always the funny one
( Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

*outruns both
*trips both over to ensure personal escape

Sorrrryyyyy!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Fucking charming

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

hehehe
*catches with outstretched zimmer frame leg*

Gotcha!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Gaaaah!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Awwww
They're so cute.
( pobblepop, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

hahahaha
I do love your stuff, drunken nightmares ahoy!
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

JESUS CHRIST!!!
*goes back to bed*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

Lawks!


Did anyone ever tell you that you ought to work in media?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

hell yeah!

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

splendid
i am sickened and aroused
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

Isn't that Wednesday standard for you?
Good ning, lord.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

good ning
sexy lady, i am vere busy today, darn work, and someone is off on paternity.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The utter gobshites.
How very dare they?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

What. The. Fuck?!

( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

She's having a charlesarian section

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

When the great Internet war takes place, you will surely be a commander.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Wed 21 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

*FFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP*
*checks shorts*

Not again!

Have a very frightened WOO!
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

Judder judder judder!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Great scot!
You always make the best stuff.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Obviously this is fab.

( ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

Geez!
Now that is scary.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

you have waaaay too much time and talent!
( hackller has not been on for a long time, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

FARKING HELL!!!!!
Brilliant, but very, very scary.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

gives me the hebrew BeeGees that does

( nocturne72, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Is she saying:
another
another
another...

Aces as usual *clicks*
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Charles looks like Putin :)
nice jiggle
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

yaaaay!
WIN: ScaryFab Award.
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Holy shit!
That is as scary as itis brilliant!

W/Y/H/P
( XLVII, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

I think we've found our winner!
:)
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I love you!
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

looks like you've been smoking the bad shit again!
Woo!
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Wed 21 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Where to
be sending the bills for therapy, please?
( shadyron, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

...
That's horrific!
(Mart'n has managed to not be obscene since, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hooray!
How sweet!
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Wed 21 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 21 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

what kind of mind comes up with this stuff...!
hehe. bravo by the way ;-)
( glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

yay!
might this perhaps be part of a full animation?? :)
( c_kick twitter.com/hnldesign. oh yeah., Wed 21 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

Dear god
my eyes!!
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Shitting fuck!!

( NinjaBadger Come see "The Room" in London- See Events Nov 28th, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

FUCK THE CAT!
*runs and hides behind the file cabinet*

On the other hand, the Queen looks better than she has in years.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, archived)

...
God save the... err...
(Pho3nixius was killed off-screen on, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

oh fuckballs, and i just ate a shoeful of the brown acid. :(

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK?

( Dave! Click on the fucking link http://bit.ly/4_1_6, Wed 21 May 2008, 20:18, archived)

You win a special prize
My brain on a plate. Come eat.
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

haha
yes!
( oCo, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:38, archived)

Good
lord. worth a delurk. wyh
(Phil not DS, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

dear oh dear
The only way this could possibly be more disturbing would be if it was running backwards.

Chrlie boy re-entering HRH QEII *shudder*
(Big_P_W ooooooooo JAM!!!, Thu 22 May 2008, 13:13, archived)