OM NOM NOM

( c@bbage Yes yes, dear dear, perhaps next year, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

Hahahaahahahahahaha

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant!
( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

ha ha ha
nom nom nom nom nom
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

nom!

( Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

ARGH!
CANNOT UNSEE.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Use the memory ray Smithers
Do you mean the revolver?

Yesss
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

I call it the Spruce Moose.
Get in.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

But Sir! this is only a model!
I. SAID. GET. IN. *click*
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

hahahahahahah

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Fnar!

( Fishcat Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

:D

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahahahah
she can't stop
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

Pfft!
Oh you!
( Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

oh, god,
it's my sister's wedding all over again!
*rocks in corner due to bad, bad memories*
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

does she like the cayke then?

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

a little too much

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

HAHAH.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

what's growing in her cake?
*smirks at ambiguity*
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)

yes!
eat him! eat him good!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

Yay! Officegiggle!
have a click!
( Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

hahaha
FP NOW!!!
( inexpressible gone flouncing, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

I don't really understand how the magic donkey works anymore
... does it only elevate those mortals who gain enough popularlity?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

MAGIC

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

DONKEY

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

*cliques*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

*cough*
Who is the Magic Donkey?
His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

These are lies
made up by the Buffalo of lies.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

Different donkey I think
But damn that Buffalo!
(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

Oh - I see
well - that helps me out a bit... when I think of all the sacrifices I've made to the Magic Donkey trying to get a front page... silly silly me... all those poor virgins.

:(
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

I feel your pain
I was doing the same for years...
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

virgins, you say?
yay! i'm safe!
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

no - I said I'd run out of virgins and I've had to move on...
could everyone please line up in order of purity
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

ummm......wait there...
*runs and hides*
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

That cant be right,
it just gave Mongychops 2 FPs in a row.



_{Sorry Mongy}
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

I've been trying to work out who picks the front page since I joined
and am still no closer to working out who does it other than the obvious 3
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

yeah
fucking Enid Blyton...

seriously though, how often can Bob be watching the board... is he watching right now?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

bob was about a second ago

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

I think it's you.
You are on there all the time. I suspect cheating. Promoting your talented humorous art to the front page all the time. Tch. Disgraceful. :)
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

;)

(__, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

It's the moderators
Although nobody knows who they are either
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

that's who I mean
I hope you meant that
You did mean that didn't you?
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

Of course...
...otherwise it'll look like I'm a complete thicky...



oh noes!
( Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa Barbarossa, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

YES!
I is in yor fence, eatin your chavs!
(Virulent http://www.cpromptsolutions.co.uk, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

i bet that hurt like fuck
woooo yay!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

serves him right for being a dick to that wall

( Cockweasle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

^ no doubt wanting to steal or destroy what was on the other side
he got what he fucking deserved
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

yeah, kicking that poor wall in the face like that....

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

It's angry now!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

ha ha yessss
That made me gurgle like a prostitutes shower plug. Super shin snapping bite action.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)

class.
:)
( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahah
nyom nyom nyom
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)

hahaha
excellent,i can seesome serious broken legage there.

wheree'sit from?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

links
www.b3ta.com/links/194366
( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

clearly that person is an idiot
but that looks like a very broken leg...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

it'sthe panicy "helpme,helpme"!
that really makes it.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

I have been wondering how long the emergency services took to get there
surely they'd need lifting gear to hoist those concrete slabs up and off him :D
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

I am so glad I saw that.
It made me regain my faith in human stupidity.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

hahahahahahahaa

( Cockweasle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

HAHAHA!!!
genius
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

HAHAHAHA
What is that?
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

looks like
a chav idiot kicking in a concrete fence
:D
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Ah right.
It was all just crazy pixels for a while.

I think parts of my brain are on strike today.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahahah!
Brilliant!
( theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

...Furthermore
Would any medico / Dr'ish types who have seen it be able to venture an opinion on, bone snappage? or just lots of bruising?
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

dude watch the video, the top slat falls flush against the other.
in my opinion it looks like instant amputation...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Not quite flush
Enough space to entrap a weasly thin underfed chav ankle.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

Incorrect. Watch it again.

( Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

i did, you're right, there's an inch gap.
i don't know many people ANYONE who has a one inch ankle.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)

he does
now
( Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)

pffft!

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

Definitely a shattered bone
very nasty (hopefully) and probably a permanent limp eventually.
( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

Since the gap between the slabs is not quite flush I would say that
no amputation, but severe damage to the muscular tissues and definate broken bones (if not fragmented)
( The Zombie Pirate of Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

Thing is
it's the definite injury that makes it funnier for me
( Emvee Stark The King in the North London, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

LOVE this
Om nom nom NOM!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

FP
NOW!!!

*clicks*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

TRIUMPH BRAKE CALIPER IS SAD.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Give him a couple of drips of brake fluid
that always cheers him up
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

are you kidding? it makes him go mental when you give him that!
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)

KOALA!

( - D - Let it Beard, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

Goddam brake calipers
*wanders off muttering*
( pobblepop doesn't like strangers in his parts., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

Awwwwwww
He wants to be out there, slowing things down! He is bored on your bookcase...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

FUCKYES!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

I wonder how bad his leg was
it looks like it got pretty crushed
( WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

I heard
it was amputated... although this is from a friend of a friend of a friend....
( rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like this and doesn't want to look at it again, then.
We've all done some stupid stuff when we were young, doesn't mean we "deserved" to have our legs amputated.
This probably makes me a humourless dick or something, I dunno.
( Zuowan, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)

this wins the internets

( Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

i didnt think
it would be possible for that video to be any funnier

jolly good show
( Reme Philips wants a new sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)

It's already been done....
awooga.org/images/8p5vw9j2fo673ofkfx3.gif
(chuffster, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)