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# OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ARGH!
CANNOT UNSEE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Use the memory ray Smithers
Do you mean the revolver?

Yesss
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I call it the Spruce Moose.
Get in.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# But Sir! this is only a model!
I. SAID. GET. IN. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahah
she can't stop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pfft!
Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# oh, god,
it's my sister's wedding all over again!
*rocks in corner due to bad, bad memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# does she like the cayke then?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a little too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# HAHAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# what's growing in her cake?
*smirks at ambiguity*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yes!
eat him! eat him good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yay! Officegiggle!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
FP NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I don't really understand how the magic donkey works anymore
... does it only elevate those mortals who gain enough popularlity?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# MAGIC
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# DONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *cliques*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *cough*
Who is the Magic Donkey?
His job is to look at all the stuff sent in for the newsletter and nod if he likes an item. Contrary to popular belief he doesn't handle the messageboard approvals and on no account should be thanked for adding images to the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# These are lies
made up by the Buffalo of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Different donkey I think
But damn that Buffalo!
(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh - I see
well - that helps me out a bit... when I think of all the sacrifices I've made to the Magic Donkey trying to get a front page... silly silly me... all those poor virgins.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# I feel your pain
I was doing the same for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# virgins, you say?
yay! i'm safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# no - I said I'd run out of virgins and I've had to move on...
could everyone please line up in order of purity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ummm......wait there...
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# That cant be right,
it just gave Mongychops 2 FPs in a row.



Sorry Mongy
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I've been trying to work out who picks the front page since I joined
and am still no closer to working out who does it other than the obvious 3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yeah
fucking Enid Blyton...

seriously though, how often can Bob be watching the board... is he watching right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# bob was about a second ago
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I think it's you.
You are on there all the time. I suspect cheating. Promoting your talented humorous art to the front page all the time. Tch. Disgraceful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! __, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It's the moderators
Although nobody knows who they are either
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that's who I mean
I hope you meant that
You did mean that didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Of course...
...otherwise it'll look like I'm a complete thicky...



oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# YES!
I is in yor fence, eatin your chavs!
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# i bet that hurt like fuck
woooo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yeah, kicking that poor wall in the face like that....
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# It's angry now!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha yessss
That made me gurgle like a prostitutes shower plug. Super shin snapping bite action.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# class.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahah
nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
excellent,i can seesome serious broken legage there.

wheree'sit from?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# links
www.b3ta.com/links/194366
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# clearly that person is an idiot
but that looks like a very broken leg...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# it'sthe panicy "helpme,helpme"!
that really makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I have been wondering how long the emergency services took to get there
surely they'd need lifting gear to hoist those concrete slabs up and off him :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I am so glad I saw that.
It made me regain my faith in human stupidity.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
genius
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
What is that?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# looks like
a chav idiot kicking in a concrete fence
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Ah right.
It was all just crazy pixels for a while.

I think parts of my brain are on strike today.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hahahah!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ...Furthermore
Would any medico / Dr'ish types who have seen it be able to venture an opinion on, bone snappage? or just lots of bruising?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# dude watch the video, the top slat falls flush against the other.
in my opinion it looks like instant amputation...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Not quite flush
Enough space to entrap a weasly thin underfed chav ankle.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Incorrect. Watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i did, you're right, there's an inch gap.
i don't know many people ANYONE who has a one inch ankle.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# he does
now
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Definitely a shattered bone
very nasty (hopefully) and probably a permanent limp eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Since the gap between the slabs is not quite flush I would say that
no amputation, but severe damage to the muscular tissues and definate broken bones (if not fragmented)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Thing is
it's the definite injury that makes it funnier for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# LOVE this
Om nom nom NOM!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# FP
NOW!!!

*clicks*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# TRIUMPH BRAKE CALIPER IS SAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Give him a couple of drips of brake fluid
that always cheers him up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# are you kidding? it makes him go mental when you give him that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# KOALA!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Goddam brake calipers
*wanders off muttering*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Awwwwwww
He wants to be out there, slowing things down! He is bored on your bookcase...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# FUCKYES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I wonder how bad his leg was
it looks like it got pretty crushed
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I heard
it was amputated... although this is from a friend of a friend of a friend....
(I helped save b3ta! rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I guess I'm the only person who doesn't like this and doesn't want to look at it again, then.
We've all done some stupid stuff when we were young, doesn't mean we "deserved" to have our legs amputated.
This probably makes me a humourless dick or something, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# this wins the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i didnt think
it would be possible for that video to be any funnier

jolly good show
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# It's already been done....
awooga.org/images/8p5vw9j2fo673ofkfx3.gif
(chuffster, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)