"I have the highest of regard for the eventuality at which a scheme functions optimally"

Good gracious, I am most grateful for the received responses. I hold all of your bottoms in high regard.

From the If America Were Still British challenge. See all 492 entries (closed)

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)

hahahaha
winner!

clicks hard
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)

cheers

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)

Sid as BA is pure win.
methinks an FP is in order.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)

have to admit, I had a bit of a chuckle when i'd done that pic
it took a while to fit the face on.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)

I wholehearedly concur with this sentiment.

( A Vagabond will steal your honey like he stole your bike, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)

Total win

( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)

ta

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)

How the hell did you get that under 400k?

( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)

black magic
(I'm not sure, I was surprised that it was about 600k before optimising. I was ready for tragically deleting frames from a 4mb anim, but just did a little resize and lossy and presto optimiso)
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)

*gives a hoot*

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)

*charges a fiver for a hoot and a tenner for a howsyafather*

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)

how much for a twiddle of your oopsadaisy?

( Gruffi Savalas is not an alcoholic. My best friends are alcohols., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)

Chuff her in the dander

( Bela Lugosi's Dad cost the taxpayer £21.75 on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)

4 bob and a wedding ring

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)

Hahaha marvellous!
"I will not be travelling in that balloon, you buffoon! Yak yak yak!"
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)

hahaha
cheers.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)

Yes.
A thousand times yes.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)

*shuts down internet*
I am confoundedly silent due to my sheer delight at this electronic posting.

I applaud most enthusiastically
( Gruffi Savalas is not an alcoholic. My best friends are alcohols., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)

So You're having a go at Kenneth for being gay now hmm??
JOKE!

Edit: I give you a big Click
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)

oooooooooooooooh matron!

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)

excellent :)
have a click
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)

I say, how frightfully well-cast.

( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)

this is amazing
multiclick
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)

*insta-click!* utterly WOO, YAY, and quite possibly HOOPLAH!

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)

hells yes

( Shada, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)

This
is more win than a lot of jolly politically incorrect things all in one basket and rotated to an angle of 43.7 degrees.
( A Vagabond will steal your honey like he stole your bike, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)

This ALL of the hurrah!
edit: Jolly old frenzied clicking, what!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)

Wonderful wonderful stuff
Definitely needs that Victorian Mr T to be pearosted in response too
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)

hahahaha...
brilliant
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)

Awesomeness X-Treme!
It would've got a click for just about any of those scenes...
( Tribs was eating chocolate on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)

Top Hole!
carry on...
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)

That a bit special is that!!
*Clicks hard* :)
( Ninj Skol 9% ABV FTW, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:47, archived)

Superb!
Click winning stuff.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)

Oh you wonderful man!
Woo!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)

*loves this*

( Mushroom, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)

Ace
*clicks* x infinity x 100
( Guff McFlange has a new sig, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)

I clocked it then I clicked it.

( doog Don't read this., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)

yes
good job
( awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)

*clicky*
This has to be FP NOW!
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny doesn't have fleas anymore, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)

hahaha..Sid cracked me up:D

( E Dubya, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)

This is utter WIN !
Congrats on the FP
*goes back to links*
(mrmatt is so repugnant and has put himself on 'ignore' .., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)

Sid James is genius!

(Mr_Yarrrrr, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)

yay!
winnar!!!!!
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)

*drops monocle*
Great work!
( JimM, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)

Hahaha
having Sid James as Mr T made it for me, great work!
( Sheep!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)

Wins
*click*
( Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)

*clicks*
Repeatedly. Bravo old boy!
(Your Mothers Lover stopped lurking on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)

pfft

( Grampa, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)

Very good
Clickety click click
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)

Is there a version with the theme tune?
(love it btw!)
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)

I'll get round to it in the next few days

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)

Sid James as B A Baracus
has made my evening. Well done, sir!
( enceladus, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)

The best FP for months. Bar none

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)

I second this

( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 0:20, archived)

Brilliant.
Congrats on the FP, well deserved. I clicked.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:38, archived)

This is
fuckin aces! I am truly amused.
( catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)

This totally and utterly wins every blinking thing on this planet and beyond.
Su-chuffing-perb!!!
(addickted working for the machine, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 20:16, archived)

That got me grinning
They could probably make this with computer wizardry. I demand it!
( Tart Monkey, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

*clicks*
super!
(RTL+, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 21:15, archived)

The best thing in the world ever!

( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)

This Intro
for PM!
(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)

hahaha!
fucking SUPERB.

*strains clicking finger by clicking too hard*
( speshulknees zungguzungguguzungguzeng, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)

Oh, I love this.
Needs more handlebar moustache in my opinion but it is very very lully.
More please!
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)

Best. Post. Ever.
\0/
( LeightonJimbo is proud to be a b3tan, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)

Oh I say
formidable work my man

Has one been reading 'Raffles Gentleman Thug' in the perdiodical humourous publication Viz perchance?

If not one fúcking appears to have...pal
( bigmeuprudeboy was, is and always shall be a complete cunt, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)

Wins
Oh yes old bean, you heard me correctly- WIN
( Mind Bleach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)

simply brilliant!!!
On so many levels this wins!
( @><|= w0nu!) a little bit more cunty as of, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)

rather!

( rogan, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)

This has already won the internet ten times over... however that won't stop me adding my...
*click*ⁿ

Yes, that's right, click to the nth power. Exponential clickings ahoy!
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)

Woo, yay and houpla definitely
One has pity upon the chump who would deny this fine work of art such esteem as is clearly merited.

Kindly accept my humble "click" as a token of my gratitude for the entertainment and visual enjoyment herein acquired.

With the warmest of regards
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)

fantastic
*stops work*
*doffs topper at a jaunty angle to the perpendicular*
*resumes work*
( mozza, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)

An absolute triumph!
Wonderful stuff Broonie...
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)

Brilliant
That is just brilliant.

and: live preview? what is this sorcery?
( kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)

utter aceness
one of the best I've ever seen on here!
( parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)

pure genius
(not_professional_particularly Tories: putting the "n" into "cuts", Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)

Goodness me
I've been lurking for many a moon on this site, this piece of excellence has brought me to posting. Tally ho. And all that.
(DynamoECT, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)