if you provide me with a nice clear and reasonable sized image i shall vector you.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18,
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yay
bbut i have to go to asda first and buy trashy celeb magazines and then i shall do it !
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:23,
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www.tubgirlandfriends.com/tubgirlspastshags/master_of_turnips.jpg
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:25,
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Now THERE'S a woman.
I'm gutted... I had a Bettie Page button on my bag and some sod nicked it... or i lost it.
Nice work!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18,
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Nice work!
hmm wonder what happend to mine now.
i used to have some great buttons.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:20,
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needs more bel-air
[edit]tis lully and nice, itr seem that proper winter is in norway.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21,
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[edit]tis lully and nice, itr seem that proper winter is in norway.
Thass veh good Mr Freebs
My fave part is the collie dog :)
Collies are the best at being dogs.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:22,
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Collies are the best at being dogs.
I concur.
I like them, but I could not have a dog pet on account of the mess and smell.
I would very much like a kittin though. Perhaps someone could paint a wintery scene with a kittin in it?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:24,
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I like them, but I could not have a dog pet on account of the mess and smell.
I would very much like a kittin though. Perhaps someone could paint a wintery scene with a kittin in it?
Possibly,
but they do enormous poos and they exude dog-smell.
I have a sensitive nose and could not live with that. Cats smell bad enough, but I think I could cope with it as log as I got to cuddle the kitty. :D
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:33,
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I have a sensitive nose and could not live with that. Cats smell bad enough, but I think I could cope with it as log as I got to cuddle the kitty. :D
we have three collies
we have become those dog owners who don't realise how bad our house smells :)
I LOVE my pooches.
My mates have two grumpy persian cats though, and they rawk :)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:36,
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I LOVE my pooches.
My mates have two grumpy persian cats though, and they rawk :)
Agreed and collie dogs are 73% better at being Dogs
Ergo Border Collie dogs are 146% betterer than kittins
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:34,
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apparently, winter arrives tomorrow.
in t'north anyway.
lovely pic.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:24,
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lovely pic.
That's very lovely.
Very lovely indeed. Reminds me of Malham.
'noon.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:27,
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'noon.
So the Security Service is not responsable for our security anymore
=D
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59,
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only if it turns out that you are not actually as secure as you may have been led to believe
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00,
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by the way, The Warrior King is a hell of a lot better than Ong Bak.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:01,
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ooh
i saw ong bak recently.
one of the most brutal films i've ever seen.
it was ace
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03,
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one of the most brutal films i've ever seen.
it was ace
The Warrior King is more brutal
Watch it just for the hotel scene.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04,
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at one point, a big muscular man throws a baby elephant through a window, that's how good it is.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03,
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Hahahaha
Yea I remeber that bit. WTF.
Its cool when he meets Jackie Chan in the airport though
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:05,
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Its cool when he meets Jackie Chan in the airport though
I was revising yesterday so missed loads of it
So i'm watching it again now.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:05,
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My friends and I rented it and drank every time someone got kicked through something
We were cunted by the end
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:07,
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After seeing it once, i'd never dare do that. The hotel scene would send you to hospital
If you ever wanted to define the words FUCKING RAMPAGE, that's what it is.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:09,
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The hotel was with that really long fight scene on the spiral staircase?
Cos I had to stop somewhere around there to vom
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:10,
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Yeah, it might not be a hotel but that's what I'm calling it
beats the parkour bit in ong bak for sheer godlyness.
It's a much better film because in Ong Bak he had morals, and in The Warrior king he's just pissed off.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:11,
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It's a much better film because in Ong Bak he had morals, and in The Warrior king he's just pissed off.
Has he done any other films?
*Edit* Braw! www.imdb.com/title/tt0785035/
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:12,
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He's been an extra in a few
but ong bak took him 7 years or something, so I don't think he's had time.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:13,
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I think that's it
but just in case I'm wrong,
Beau Bo D'Or shall have no liability to any person for the accuracy or contents of the above post published on this website. Beau Bo D'Or assumes no responsibility to any person. No warranties are given. No liability is accepted for any inclusion or omission herefrom or the absence of any other information or matter. Furthermore, no liability or responsibility is accepted for any further advice given or omission to give further advice, prior to or subsequent to the post published on this website.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02,
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Beau Bo D'Or shall have no liability to any person for the accuracy or contents of the above post published on this website. Beau Bo D'Or assumes no responsibility to any person. No warranties are given. No liability is accepted for any inclusion or omission herefrom or the absence of any other information or matter. Furthermore, no liability or responsibility is accepted for any further advice given or omission to give further advice, prior to or subsequent to the post published on this website.
Yes
but it depends on the accuracy of the information recieved/acted upon by them.
& how successful any such action(s) may be of course.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04,
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& how successful any such action(s) may be of course.
Damn.
I was going to sue them about the problems with my musically haunted mug. :(
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00,
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I was going to sue them about the problems with my musically haunted mug. :(
I did.
They led me to believe that the tea making and consumption process was not only perfectly safe, but indeed an English ritual that needs to be performed daily or you'll be deported for thought crimes.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:06,
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They led me to believe that the tea making and consumption process was not only perfectly safe, but indeed an English ritual that needs to be performed daily or you'll be deported for thought crimes.
Then the system failed you my friend.
And we shall avenge this injustice
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17,
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I signed up
and apparently my embassy will be burned tomorrow at 7.45pm.
Fortunately, I intend to be in the pub.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:10,
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Fortunately, I intend to be in the pub.
ZOMFG I JUST LOST TEH GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
etc
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:11,
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AAARGH! THE FEAR!
AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56,
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M TO THE I TO THE S TO THE T TO THE DOUBLE E Q
One of them was sexy as fuck
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:53,
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not the rapping one
she frightened the shite out of me
edit:
One on left is nicest, one on right is scariest
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:54,
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edit:
One on left is nicest, one on right is scariest
as i can only judge from this photo
as i have no idea who they are,
the one on the right, arse, gob, arse
then the one on the left, doggy, gob, tits
and i'd suck the one in the middle's cock
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:58,
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the one on the right, arse, gob, arse
then the one on the left, doggy, gob, tits
and i'd suck the one in the middle's cock
hahahaha
I think you have succesfully written the conclusion to any given mis-teeq conversation
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:12,
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This one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alesha
I can't remember if she rapped, but the rapping was indeed scary
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:58,
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I can't remember if she rapped, but the rapping was indeed scary
Mmmmm, Alesha
pity she was a bit podgy when she tried to have a solo career.
Edit: If you didn't know, she was the dancer in the NERD she wants to move video.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59,
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Edit: If you didn't know, she was the dancer in the NERD she wants to move video.
'lo wheely
I am reet good ... but far too busy to be skiving off on b3ta
*skives anyway*
How's thee?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:48,
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*skives anyway*
How's thee?
I am in a good mood today.
I did a nice drawing and I finish working next week. The weather is mild and I have a pizza in the fridge at home, along with some very nice wine from the Duero region in Spain.
So everything's nice. Hoorays!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50,
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I did a nice drawing and I finish working next week. The weather is mild and I have a pizza in the fridge at home, along with some very nice wine from the Duero region in Spain.
So everything's nice. Hoorays!
Okays.
But you won't be able to sleep in the spare room because it's in the middle of being re-arranged to make it a nice working space for when I've finished my job.
But I do have lots of nice wine, so I'm sure you won't mind exactly where it is that you pass out unconscious from the boozing.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59,
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But I do have lots of nice wine, so I'm sure you won't mind exactly where it is that you pass out unconscious from the boozing.
Yes,
but only for the girl ones.
Unfortunately I'm very shy, so I'll just be sitting the the corner, nervously pretending to be interested in the walls or floorboards.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03,
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Unfortunately I'm very shy, so I'll just be sitting the the corner, nervously pretending to be interested in the walls or floorboards.
That's right smart, that is.
Disney is all the rubbish. It also smells of week old cod.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:52,
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Disney is all the rubbish. It also smells of week old cod.
which in comparison to a face drawn on your chest and stomach which is drinking heartily from a bottle
IS A BAD THING
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:53,
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Oh.
Now I am all confused. Do I like Disney, or don't I? What is my purpose? Is that my hand? Where did all the good times go? What year is this? Who's the president?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:55,
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Now I am all confused. Do I like Disney, or don't I? What is my purpose? Is that my hand? Where did all the good times go? What year is this? Who's the president?
you just wanted to show off
some of your Cliff Richard tour photos ;)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:42,
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haha!
just to remind you of it...
TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!v
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56,
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TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!v
Still going strong
I'm still having borderline psychotic moodswings but, hey, that's my wife's problem, not mine. DEAL WITH IT BITCH!!!11! :)
How about you?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02,
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How about you?
Yeah, it's going well
I used the patches for a week, now i'm going cold turkey. I punched my boss in the cunt this morning, but apart from that all's well
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:08,
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Heh heh :)
How do you spell a sawing noise ... I experimented with "hee-haw-hee-haw" and all sorts
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43,
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*beep beep*
My first ever attempt at a "vanishing point scrolly thingy"
EDIT: resized byBrian Blessed Papa Ratzi, thanks!
obviously inspired by those "run 'x', run!" scrollers that someone else does fabulously.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37,
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EDIT: resized by
obviously inspired by those "run 'x', run!" scrollers that someone else does fabulously.
personally
I wouldn't have minded that being posted. Anyone else?
nice one.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38,
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nice one.
me either, but I'm at home on broadband, not at work on dial up
(not that I have a job)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38,
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Its really good actually
Pushes the boundry by like 16kb but I'd let it slide.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39,
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tis ok i reckon... but i suppose its best to be sure first...
its only 19k over a 250kb limit
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40,
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I did have thoughts of giving it a driver and passenger(s)
but my attention span ran out :)
I may start an advent calendar thing with it, and add future updates. All good practice/time wasting.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43,
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I may start an advent calendar thing with it, and add future updates. All good practice/time wasting.
That's smart
There's an old one of those sitting outside my office. Shall I fuck it?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39,
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There's an old one of those sitting outside my office. Shall I fuck it?
I'd expect nothing less from you.
Have you ever pulled the wing off a fly, and then let it run around on your bell-end?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45,
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jeNK is a TWAT!
(or so I've heard)
Good work, that man!
I think the car wobbles around a little too much though. And if you resize it to 280px wide, you'll find that file size comes right down.
There y'go...
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44,
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Good work, that man!
I think the car wobbles around a little too much though. And if you resize it to 280px wide, you'll find that file size comes right down.
There y'go...
It's like the car from Outrun,
only in blue and seen from the front.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04,
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any wrestlin fans out there will get this one...
the rest of you....pah
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33,
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there are no wrestling fans.
Only prats who think it's entertainment.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33,
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ha ha!!
look who was molested by giant haystacks as a kid and never got over it!! :)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37,
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*spangs other wrestler with a 9mm zoom lens*
*edit* Imagine my dismay when I found out the closest b3tan who lives near me is baldmonkey.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:35,
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What? Thats a much better deal
If I went to a portsmouth bash I'd have this to look forward to
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40,
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He's holding his 30th birthday at a pub nearby
Its on the callendar
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40,
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Oh right.
Actually the closest I know of is ChorizoWagon, I think.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41,
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well, I think we kind of get it, it's not the most cryptic one ever.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:34,
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hahaha
even though i don't know what 'ishemic' means, i think i can guess :)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33,
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Down
but i hard to think for quite a bit and even mimic the movement before being sure.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:36,
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if you start with an up
you can stretch the skin causing a pleasant sensation
erm...so i've heard
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43,
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erm...so i've heard
A new career and a new use for Jackiey's gammy arm when CBB ends
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:26,
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Jade Goody's mother...
rough as a badger's bum and thrice as smelly... apparently
*edit* sorry... also she has a gammy arm
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27,
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*edit* sorry... also she has a gammy arm
she can flop it on her flange and pretend someone else is fumbling at her mimsy!
....
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27,
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The chaps over on talk thought you might like to see this picture of me and goatworrier discovering b3ta/talk. I fear they are mistaken.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:23,
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You fixed it. Very swank.
Except someone sawed off his arm at the elbow
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25,
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Porn can be found at
www.celection.com
Don't look at it at work or your Mum will find out and you'll get the sack.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25,
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Don't look at it at work or your Mum will find out and you'll get the sack.
But it is not comedy porn.
It is serious porn and requires you to be as quiet as a particularly shy librarian if you want to look at it.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27,
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HOOO MOTHERFUCKING RAH !
Praise the monkey you cunts, praise him !
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:28,
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It's too good for the front page
but if there were three frames of animation and a penguin, it'd probably get on there.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31,
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They were right
Is that your long thin cock?
Edit: Sorry, after reading the poem it is quite obviously goatwarriors long thin cock.
How foolish of me
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:29,
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Edit: Sorry, after reading the poem it is quite obviously goatwarriors long thin cock.
How foolish of me
I'm the one
with a big monkey, skiddy poo stain down the back of my neck.
The dirty little simian cunt.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31,
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The dirty little simian cunt.
I would like to complain about this meaterial in the strongest terms
I am now going to write a stern letter to the Daily Moan.
*Harrumph*
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31,
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*Harrumph*
All I know is that there are "known knowns"
and "unknown knowns"
Sod it, its Guantanomo bay for you & your mug.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:11,
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Sod it, its Guantanomo bay for you & your mug.
i want your brain
not in a jar, but somehow refined and diffused into an energy drink which will give me your flair for imagination
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:17,
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Oh it's quite easy.
I just sit in a corner and pretend to be The Neville until it goes blank. Then I wake up all confused, thirsty and for some reason covered in honey, and there on my computer is the thing that came out from my brain whilst in my Nevillefugue.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:21,
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At least I don't have friends
that live in Harlow New Town. Like you do. You freak.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:26,
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Which is simply described as 'Harlow barrios'
by people with the good fortune never to need to go near the place.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:30,
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in my mind i read that out like bob mortimer in shooting stars
just so you know
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:20,
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one down
51 to go:)
[edit] shouldn't andrew have rotational symmetry rather than mirror image?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:58,
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[edit] shouldn't andrew have rotational symmetry rather than mirror image?
So why did you reply with a definition of reflection symmetry when you know we know what it is
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:13,
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Nice, but wrong shape hint
Clubs would be better, but cdc comes first...hehe.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:19,
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Fear is an inverted club
but Furtive's prey makes a lumpy spade.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:36,
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but Furtive's prey makes a lumpy spade.
the terror would be better than the fear for a club
with the extra head
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41,
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erm... aren't they meant to have rotational symmetry rather than reflection??
/pedant
woo tho :D
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:59,
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woo tho :D
WOO!
i'm sketching a jack at the moment, i'll have to find somewhere that prints them as well.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:03,
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let me know if you do
i want to make my own now.
try promotional tat companies
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:14,
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try promotional tat companies
and some girl's mothers
are bigger than other girl's mothers :)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:57,
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A good job they didnt have to put him down
they would need a snow speeder, a tow rope and a co-pilot to get stood on.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:55,
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Hahaha
although a lightsaber, grapling hook and hand grenade seemed to do the trick
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:56,
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yeah, i've always suspended disbelief at that point
and as its possibly my favourite film I just enjoy the action.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:00,
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Absolutely
I always wondered if he could just cut one of the feet off.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:03,
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Yeah, I have always wondered what the limits of a lightsaber are
(when i'm not thinking about ninjas & zombies).
In "phantom menace" (I think) they use their lightsabers to gut through blast doors, which takes a bit of time, so its doubtful if Luke could have whipped off an AT-AT's foot.
I really should do some work (nah).
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:08,
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In "phantom menace" (I think) they use their lightsabers to gut through blast doors, which takes a bit of time, so its doubtful if Luke could have whipped off an AT-AT's foot.
I really should do some work (nah).
it was touch and go for poor litlle at-at there for a while...
/Rolf
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:57,
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haha!
*click*
now that i've got so many add-ons on the statusbar in firefox, there's no room for the "close this window" link :D
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:58,
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now that i've got so many add-ons on the statusbar in firefox, there's no room for the "close this window" link :D
hahaha!
that would be the ultimate humiliation.
he's got my vote.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43,
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he's got my vote.
that scans better
I didn't know where I was going with that really
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:55,
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Does she have Much unfinished work down there...
Perhaps the collected works of all western writers Ever...
Wooo to Busty Nursie!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:39,
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Wooo to Busty Nursie!
Hazzar indeed
make sure you add in the bit about the final battle being in a custard filled paddling pool.
;D
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:39,
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;D
I'm guessing that anybody who knows your work
has never asked if you're a "tit or arse man".
(Personally i'm a little from column A, and a little from column B)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:41,
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(Personally i'm a little from column A, and a little from column B)
i picked the PERFECT time to have my computer fixed and my internets restored!
sorry jack.
;)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:49,
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;)
Yes! Do this!
Any chance of your publishing the first NS book in all its pencil-sketchy goodness?
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:23,
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Congrats-your-Pants-Down!
That is the Greatest Yes...
I'm gonna Makeeee One...
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:32,
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I'm gonna Makeeee One...
i got a cut-out book for christmas for making the unseen university from Disc World
but there's like 300 pages of bits of wall to carefully slice!
:S
i'm too scared to start it
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:39,
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:S
i'm too scared to start it
bet the library doesn't fit together
too many pieces. not enough space to fit them in.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:41,
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woo!!
*runs - hugs - picks up - swings round - drops by mistake*
edit:
you make some shit hot T-shirts!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:34,
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edit:
you make some shit hot T-shirts!
Pffffttttttt!!!
not as good as having a calendar, if you ask me.
;)
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43,
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;)
but they only sell in december
what about andrew playing cards. i'd so buy them.
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44,
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smashing.
i'd make one, but i have spacker hands.
edit: congrats!
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Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:46,
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edit: congrats!
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