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# Bettie Page Vector
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# That is not me.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Nor me
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# if you provide me with a nice clear and reasonable sized image i shall vector you.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# :), do I have to be naked?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# up to you.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I will Gaz you a link if that's ok?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# yay
bbut i have to go to asda first and buy trashy celeb magazines and then i shall do it !
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# :) I will love you forever :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# www.analfisting.com/masterofturnips.jpg ?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# www.tubgirlandfriends.com/tubgirlspastshags/master_of_turnips.jpg
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# (0_0)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
# If only...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
# if Master isn't
does it help if I am?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# of course !
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *derobes*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Now THERE'S a woman.
I'm gutted... I had a Bettie Page button on my bag and some sod nicked it... or i lost it.

Nice work!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hmm wonder what happend to mine now.
i used to have some great buttons.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I think
she has a blood blister on her left temple.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hurrah for Bettie!
(:
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Oooh!
You are a brilliant
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# wow
cool
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hurrah
i love bettie page

edit: do dita von teese next please
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
That's excelent, Woo Yay, brillient.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ROWR!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Aww.
She's lully.

/50's glamour masturbation fantasy blog
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 13:08, archived)
# where is proper winter?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# 1955
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# aha
*borrows DeLorean*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Oi!
Where are you going with my time machine!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Did you paint that?
's very good
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:18, archived)
# yes
but I did steal the idea....
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# there's a surprise
oh for fuck sake I'M JOKING
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hee hee, so am I
ta for the badge
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:29, archived)
# you're weclome
/still game joke blog
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# THE TREE HAS NO SHADOW!



RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Vampire tree
in daylight. er
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# GHOST TREE
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# fucksocks
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# BEWARE!

...and woo!!!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:25, archived)
# needs more bel-air


[edit]tis lully and nice, itr seem that proper winter is in norway.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Thass veh good Mr Freebs
My fave part is the collie dog :)
Collies are the best at being dogs.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I concur.


I like them, but I could not have a dog pet on account of the mess and smell.

I would very much like a kittin though. Perhaps someone could paint a wintery scene with a kittin in it?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
# pah :(
dogs are 73% more betterer that cats
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Possibly,
but they do enormous poos and they exude dog-smell.
I have a sensitive nose and could not live with that. Cats smell bad enough, but I think I could cope with it as log as I got to cuddle the kitty. :D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:33, archived)
# we have three collies
we have become those dog owners who don't realise how bad our house smells :)
I LOVE my pooches.
My mates have two grumpy persian cats though, and they rawk :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Agreed and collie dogs are 73% better at being Dogs
Ergo Border Collie dogs are 146% betterer than kittins
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Yesh :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hrmph
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:54, archived)
# apparently, winter arrives tomorrow.
in t'north anyway.

lovely pic.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:24, archived)
# down south is high wind and lashings of rain.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:30, archived)
# O RLY?
Yay :)
/going snowboarding in the not-too-distant blog
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:45, archived)
# That's very lovely.
Very lovely indeed. Reminds me of Malham.

'noon.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Unshopped - apart from cropping
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:57, archived)
# So the Security Service is not responsable for our security anymore
=D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# only if it turns out that you are not actually as secure as you may have been led to believe
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
#
by the way, The Warrior King is a hell of a lot better than Ong Bak.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
# cool!
because i loved ong bak!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
# ooh
i saw ong bak recently.
one of the most brutal films i've ever seen.
it was ace
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# The Warrior King is more brutal
Watch it just for the hotel scene.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yea the Warrior King is pretty good
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# at one point, a big muscular man throws a baby elephant through a window, that's how good it is.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yea I remeber that bit. WTF.

Its cool when he meets Jackie Chan in the airport though
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I was revising yesterday so missed loads of it
So i'm watching it again now.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:05, archived)
# My friends and I rented it and drank every time someone got kicked through something
We were cunted by the end
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# After seeing it once, i'd never dare do that. The hotel scene would send you to hospital
If you ever wanted to define the words FUCKING RAMPAGE, that's what it is.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# The hotel was with that really long fight scene on the spiral staircase?
Cos I had to stop somewhere around there to vom
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Yeah, it might not be a hotel but that's what I'm calling it
beats the parkour bit in ong bak for sheer godlyness.

It's a much better film because in Ong Bak he had morals, and in The Warrior king he's just pissed off.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Has he done any other films?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
# He's been an extra in a few
but ong bak took him 7 years or something, so I don't think he's had time.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Suddenly the world seems a lot more dangerous
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I think that's it
but just in case I'm wrong,

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(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Yes
but it depends on the accuracy of the information recieved/acted upon by them.



& how successful any such action(s) may be of course.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Were they ever?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
# But I can't read.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Damn.

I was going to sue them about the problems with my musically haunted mug. :(
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Only if you believed it to be safer than it actually is
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I did.

They led me to believe that the tea making and consumption process was not only perfectly safe, but indeed an English ritual that needs to be performed daily or you'll be deported for thought crimes.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Then the system failed you my friend.
And we shall avenge this injustice
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Yes.
Avenge it. With our eyes and teeth.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:20, archived)
# haha,
i'm going off to burn down my library.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I signed up
and apparently my embassy will be burned tomorrow at 7.45pm.

Fortunately, I intend to be in the pub.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Parkour would be easier
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# haha
don't look down. you'll be fine.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hee hee :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# we close our eyes
we never lose a game
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
# imagination
never lets us take the blame
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ZOMFG I JUST LOST TEH GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
etc
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
# AAARGH! THE FEAR!
AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR! AAARGH! THE FEAR!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
# sorry
don't mean to be scary
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha
nicely done
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha!
god i love being back on b3ta!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# From the prat who brought you the rasta pasta masta...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# M TO THE I TO THE S TO THE T TO THE DOUBLE E Q
One of them was sexy as fuck
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# not the rapping one
she frightened the shite out of me

edit:

One on left is nicest, one on right is scariest
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
# as i can only judge from this photo
as i have no idea who they are,
the one on the right, arse, gob, arse
then the one on the left, doggy, gob, tits
and i'd suck the one in the middle's cock
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
I laughed out loud at the last line
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
/dies
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
I think you have succesfully written the conclusion to any given mis-teeq conversation
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:12, archived)
# This one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alesha

I can't remember if she rapped, but the rapping was indeed scary
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# raped more like
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# you love teh rape
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# What, her wiki-picture is't that bad
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Mmmmm, Alesha
pity she was a bit podgy when she tried to have a solo career.

Edit: If you didn't know, she was the dancer in the NERD she wants to move video.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Misteeq...
bloody mistake they ever came about i rekon
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:44, archived)
# he looks rather chic
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# but feels rather bleak.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# is he bumming
a Greek?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# not now no,
next week
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# With impeccable technique.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
the last few words made me chortle
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] this was previously done yesterday, by keyboard weasel
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# then why do it again?
you Official unfunny hummus thief
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# It's kind of his thing
:)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I was being sarcastic
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
# i know freebs i know
i was just yanking your chain
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Go on.
Give him the 'Officially unfunny hummus thief' badge.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
# tee hee
i did it
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# So you did.


:D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Disney kennel would be a less cheerful place.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *offers shoulder*
*smirks*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Coo, ta!
*takes shoulder*
*sells for profit to shoulder baron*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:49, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Don't be sad
I'll give you 10% of what I make
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hello Droog-person.
How's you today?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 'lo wheely
I am reet good ... but far too busy to be skiving off on b3ta
*skives anyway*
How's thee?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I am in a good mood today.

I did a nice drawing and I finish working next week. The weather is mild and I have a pizza in the fridge at home, along with some very nice wine from the Duero region in Spain.
So everything's nice. Hoorays!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# :(
I am coming to your house instead of working.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Okays.
But you won't be able to sleep in the spare room because it's in the middle of being re-arranged to make it a nice working space for when I've finished my job.

But I do have lots of nice wine, so I'm sure you won't mind exactly where it is that you pass out unconscious from the boozing.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Yay :)
PARTY AT WHEELY'S GAFF!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Yes,
but only for the girl ones.

Unfortunately I'm very shy, so I'll just be sitting the the corner, nervously pretending to be interested in the walls or floorboards.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:03, archived)
# bless
*rohypnols*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Oooh.


I feel all woozy and open to improper suggestions.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# aww
that's a bit dark
and a bit woo
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I hate disney
/antidisneys with horrible image

(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# That's right smart, that is.


Disney is all the rubbish. It also smells of week old cod.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# which in comparison to a face drawn on your chest and stomach which is drinking heartily from a bottle
IS A BAD THING
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Oh.


Now I am all confused. Do I like Disney, or don't I? What is my purpose? Is that my hand? Where did all the good times go? What year is this? Who's the president?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# scroll down :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear... my spazzing reflex must have failed me..!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you just wanted to show off
some of your Cliff Richard tour photos ;)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# That's SIR Cliff Richard
to you sunshine!

:-)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Drahcir Ffilc Ris.
Looks Welsh
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# RIS?
what's cliff got to do with it?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# What's Cliff?
But a second hand emotion?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# DAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN YOOOOUUUUUUUU
;)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# How's the non smoking going?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# haha!
just to remind you of it...

TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!TABS!v
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:56, archived)
# NOT BOVVERED!
:p
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Still going strong
I'm still having borderline psychotic moodswings but, hey, that's my wife's problem, not mine. DEAL WITH IT BITCH!!!11! :)

How about you?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah, it's going well
I used the patches for a week, now i'm going cold turkey. I punched my boss in the cunt this morning, but apart from that all's well
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Well done to the pair of you :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:13, archived)
# fucksocks
arsebiscuits
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Must have bindun loads, but meh
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Apologies for rubbishness of source pics and shoddy shopppery. ... in fact, just sorry in general
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha!
Brilliant!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Heh heh :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha
I was expecting his phone to go off
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Heh heh :)
How do you spell a sawing noise ... I experimented with "hee-haw-hee-haw" and all sorts
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# that's a good question
and I haven't a clue
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hrrrrah-hrrrrah-hrrrrah-hrrrrah-hrrrrah-
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# heheh.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ARF INDEED missy
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *beep beep*
My first ever attempt at a "vanishing point scrolly thingy"


EDIT: resized by Brian Blessed Papa Ratzi, thanks!

obviously inspired by those "run 'x', run!" scrollers that someone else does fabulously.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)
# personally
I wouldn't have minded that being posted. Anyone else?

nice one.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# me either, but I'm at home on broadband, not at work on dial up
(not that I have a job)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Its really good actually
Pushes the boundry by like 16kb but I'd let it slide.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# More of a scroll than a slide
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# tis ok i reckon... but i suppose its best to be sure first...
its only 19k over a 250kb limit

(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# va~ROOOOOOOM!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# that's rather lovely
woo
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# nice.
if pat sharpe was driving the car it would be perfect.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I did have thoughts of giving it a driver and passenger(s)
but my attention span ran out :)

I may start an advent calendar thing with it, and add future updates. All good practice/time wasting.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# :)
*sharpe'd*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:58, archived)
# halve the dimensions and post it up :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# unfortunately I can't do that here at work.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Then do
some fucking work, ya cunt!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# what on earth would I want to do that for?
:D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That's smart


There's an old one of those sitting outside my office. Shall I fuck it?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Fuck everything small enough for your penis.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I just fucked one of my own crabs
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# STD or shellfish?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# STD
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Not as impressive as the shellfish would have been
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I'd expect nothing less from you.
Have you ever pulled the wing off a fly, and then let it run around on your bell-end?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# STOP WATCHING ME!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# What?
A car, an animation or a Jenk?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Then go for it!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:45, archived)
# jeNK is a TWAT!
(or so I've heard)

Good work, that man!

I think the car wobbles around a little too much though. And if you resize it to 280px wide, you'll find that file size comes right down.

There y'go...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# woo!
Cheers you cunt mate!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Now with added Fear!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:02, archived)
# It's like the car from Outrun,
only in blue and seen from the front.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Crikey! You're right!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:17, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hoorays!



*happies*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:41, archived)
# any wrestlin fans out there will get this one...
the rest of you....pah

(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# there are no wrestling fans.
Only prats who think it's entertainment.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ha ha!!
look who was molested by giant haystacks as a kid and never got over it!! :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *sobs*
his hands were so big...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# and now ladies and gentleman!
THE SLIDE-FILM DEVELOPER!!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *spangs other wrestler with a 9mm zoom lens*
*edit* Imagine my dismay when I found out the closest b3tan who lives near me is baldmonkey.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I have no Idea, but I think it's Jessie for me
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# What? Thats a much better deal
If I went to a portsmouth bash I'd have this to look forward to
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I wish I was you.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'll swap if you want
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:46, archived)
# It certainly is for me
unfortunately not geographically
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 12:28, archived)
# how
do you find that out?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# He's holding his 30th birthday at a pub nearby
Its on the callendar
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Oh right.
Actually the closest I know of is ChorizoWagon, I think.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Doesn't JJ and/or KM labs live near her?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ah
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# how did you find out
mine is probably greebo warrior
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# well, I think we kind of get it, it's not the most cryptic one ever.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
# it's that guy from bond
odd job. unless that was the midget
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
# RANDOM TASK!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)
# didn't he die a few years ago?
woo
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# dunno
he was rubbish anyway....
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Marvellous
It's punin' time
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Haha, Nice one!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
that's hilarious
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
even though i don't know what 'ishemic' means, i think i can guess :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Do you start with an up or down?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Down
but i hard to think for quite a bit and even mimic the movement before being sure.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I cannot comprehend starting with an up.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:37, archived)
# if you start with an up
you can stretch the skin causing a pleasant sensation

erm...so i've heard
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
# :D
ha ha!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)
# A new career and a new use for Jackiey's gammy arm when CBB ends
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ris?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Jade Goody's mother...
rough as a badger's bum and thrice as smelly... apparently

*edit* sorry... also she has a gammy arm
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)
# egads!
it is thrice as smelly, twix these thighs.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# she can flop it on her flange and pretend someone else is fumbling at her mimsy!
....

(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The chaps over on talk thought you might like to see this picture of me and goatworrier discovering b3ta/talk. I fear they are mistaken.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:23, archived)
# perfect timing
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:24, archived)
# You fixed it. Very swank.
Except someone sawed off his arm at the elbow
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ahem.... i blame wheelybird's cup.....
...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ain't you the smart one?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Porn can be found at
www.celection.com

Don't look at it at work or your Mum will find out and you'll get the sack.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)
# haha.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)
# But it is not comedy porn.
It is serious porn and requires you to be as quiet as a particularly shy librarian if you want to look at it.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)
# don't forget the poem
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)
# HOOO MOTHERFUCKING RAH !
Praise the monkey you cunts, praise him !
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:28, archived)
# WOO!
YAY!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Front page surely
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)
# It's too good for the front page
but if there were three frames of animation and a penguin, it'd probably get on there.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
# They were right
Is that your long thin cock?

Edit: Sorry, after reading the poem it is quite obviously goatwarriors long thin cock.

How foolish of me
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I'm the one on top in high heels.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I'm the one
with a big monkey, skiddy poo stain down the back of my neck.

The dirty little simian cunt.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Sexy little bugger, ain't you?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Yes.
YEs I am,
and I can rite poetry as well as drawer.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Wonderful stuff.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I would like to complain about this meaterial in the strongest terms
I am now going to write a stern letter to the Daily Moan.
*Harrumph*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Argh! The talk boarders are attacking
FIRE!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *snort*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha, excelent, Woo Yay !
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Honklewheeze
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but it fills me with glee.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:08, archived)
# HAHA!
your mug is on the terror watch list!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:09, archived)
# oh noes
is it the mug or the tea itself which is a threat?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Yes.
Due to its musically haunted tea-splurge nature.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
# All I know is that there are "known knowns"
and "unknown knowns"

Sod it, its Guantanomo bay for you & your mug.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
# So random it brings a tear of joy to my eye
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:11, archived)
#
Ace!!!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Haha!
"Brown out". Pfft.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
# i want your brain
not in a jar, but somehow refined and diffused into an energy drink which will give me your flair for imagination
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Oh it's quite easy.
I just sit in a corner and pretend to be The Neville until it goes blank. Then I wake up all confused, thirsty and for some reason covered in honey, and there on my computer is the thing that came out from my brain whilst in my Nevillefugue.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
But seriously, you should call a priest
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:24, archived)
# no wonder you have no friends
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:24, archived)
# At least I don't have friends
that live in Harlow New Town. Like you do. You freak.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i live in church langley
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Which is simply described as 'Harlow barrios'
by people with the good fortune never to need to go near the place.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Honklewheeze. . .
Indeed!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:18, archived)
# in my mind i read that out like bob mortimer in shooting stars
just so you know
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *clcik*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:19, archived)
# it was only a little bit of fun...
at your expense
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:20, archived)
# O no
Tony Blairs!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *glee*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hurrah for brilliant things
like this
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:33, archived)
# monstrinho do biscoito's idea
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
# one down
51 to go:)

[edit] shouldn't andrew have rotational symmetry rather than mirror image?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Mirror image...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ??
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Rotational symmetry rather than reflection symmetry
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
# thats what he said
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I know that
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:07, archived)
# So why did you reply with a definition of reflection symmetry when you know we know what it is
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
# huh?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
# "huh?" pretty much summerises this whole thread
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:15, archived)
# that led me to a rather confused symbol.......
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I noticed that
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
# A b3ta meme playing card set would rock my socks!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
# it should be magenta instead of red
clubs = CDC
hearts = arses
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
# diamonds = domo
spades = penguin
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:16, archived)
# sorted!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Spades = the fear
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Nice, but wrong shape hint
Clubs would be better, but cdc comes first...hehe.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Penguins is the wrong shape too
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Fear is an inverted club

but Furtive's prey makes a lumpy spade.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:36, archived)
# the terror would be better than the fear for a club
with the extra head
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:41, archived)
# erm... aren't they meant to have rotational symmetry rather than reflection??
/pedant

woo tho :D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
# you know that just occured to me as i posted it
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:25, archived)
# WOO!
i'm sketching a jack at the moment, i'll have to find somewhere that prints them as well.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
# let me know if you do
i want to make my own now.

try promotional tat companies
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:14, archived)
# 'Ningsticks!


Is everyone fluffy?

Good, good.

Dr. W.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha
that's bliddy good that is
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ning
woo


and some more fluffy more than others


(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# and some girl's mothers
are bigger than other girl's mothers :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)
# aawww!
bless.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm most fluffy indeed, thanks for asking =)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Arf!
and WOO!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:47, archived)
# haha. nice
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)
# yay!
*joys*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Brill!
Woo!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Krull rocks
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
# very nice
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ning
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
# ooh hello
i was over the other side
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:22, archived)
# A good job they didnt have to put him down
they would need a snow speeder, a tow rope and a co-pilot to get stood on.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha
although a lightsaber, grapling hook and hand grenade seemed to do the trick
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)
# yeah, i've always suspended disbelief at that point
and as its possibly my favourite film I just enjoy the action.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Absolutely
I always wondered if he could just cut one of the feet off.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Yeah, I have always wondered what the limits of a lightsaber are
(when i'm not thinking about ninjas & zombies).

In "phantom menace" (I think) they use their lightsabers to gut through blast doors, which takes a bit of time, so its doubtful if Luke could have whipped off an AT-AT's foot.

I really should do some work (nah).
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Woo!
That's very nicely done.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Awww...
I Wanneeee Stroke it and Hug it and call it George...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:56, archived)
# he's going the distance
he's going for speed
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
# She's all alone,
all alone,
all alone in a time of neeeeed
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:01, archived)
# it was touch and go for poor litlle at-at there for a while...
/Rolf
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)
# haha!
*click*

now that i've got so many add-ons on the statusbar in firefox, there's no room for the "close this window" link :D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha!!
*throws stick*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:59, archived)
# fantastico
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Awwwwww :)
this make me feel all cosy inside :)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 15:24, archived)
# This is mighty mighty good
This is.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 15:47, archived)
# The best part about this
is Vader's log cabin.

Tres, tres woo.
(, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 5:34, archived)
# One thing led to another and before he knew it....
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
That would be fucking awesome!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha
as if eurovision wasn't depressing enough
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha!
that would be the ultimate humiliation.
he's got my vote.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Learn to love me, assemble the ways
Me likey
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)
# woo
In the land of I'd go out tonight
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:48, archived)
# YaY!
I was going with "The Manc of Makebelieve"
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
# that scans better
I didn't know where I was going with that really
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hmmm
i think i prefer daz sampson
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Hey! I just found the missing script!

I can finish that Nurse Sally comic now :D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:37, archived)
# they were in sallys cleavage all this time?
hurrah!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Does she have Much unfinished work down there...
Perhaps the collected works of all western writers Ever...

Wooo to Busty Nursie!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hazzar indeed
make sure you add in the bit about the final battle being in a custard filled paddling pool.

;D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm guessing that anybody who knows your work
has never asked if you're a "tit or arse man".

(Personally i'm a little from column A, and a little from column B)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I feel you need both for a balanced lifestyle
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hot piss!
Thank Jeebus for that!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hooray!
Finish Nurse Sally, who is the best!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# No need for a purse either
Huzzah!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# i picked the PERFECT time to have my computer fixed and my internets restored!
sorry jack.
;)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Cupcakes!!!
Yay! Looking forward to it.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:10, archived)
# my word!
your sketch books have arrived. huspag!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ouch
paper cuts
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Yes! Do this!
Any chance of your publishing the first NS book in all its pencil-sketchy goodness?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# yay. just like blue peter. but with more skulls.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Congrats-your-Pants-Down!
That is the Greatest Yes...
I'm gonna Makeeee One...
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:32, archived)
# take photos
and post them!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
Congrats!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:32, archived)
# He is great
woo fantastic
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i got a cut-out book for christmas for making the unseen university from Disc World
but there's like 300 pages of bits of wall to carefully slice!
:S

i'm too scared to start it
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:39, archived)
# bet the library doesn't fit together
too many pieces. not enough space to fit them in.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
# it didn't come with an orang-utan either :(
*disapointed*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# is it all blank pages?
/obvious "unseen" joke blog
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:45, archived)
# woo!!
*runs - hugs - picks up - swings round - drops by mistake*

edit:
you make some shit hot T-shirts!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:34, archived)
# cheers
and very reasonably priced too.

/total spam whore blog
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Pffffttttttt!!!
not as good as having a calendar, if you ask me.

;)
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# but they only sell in december
what about andrew playing cards. i'd so buy them.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# oh, now that's an idea

*scribbles down on scrap of paper*
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:52, archived)
# woo
all your stuff is ace!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:40, archived)
# most splendid
i like it very much.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:41, archived)
# cheers
(^-^)happy!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:43, archived)
# WOO!
Congratumalations!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:44, archived)
# smashing.
i'd make one, but i have spacker hands.

edit: congrats!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:46, archived)
# all the better for 'hilarious' mutant creations
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Woo !!!
best of all romancers
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha
'necromancing the stone'
(, Tue 9 Jan 2007, 11:15, archived)

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